Come join our Valentine’s Day celebration (please note, it will just be improv, probably not a ton of Valentine’s…but hell, bring any V-Day cards you like) tonight, February 11th at 9PM at The Clubhouse!
Oh man, first up from Santa’s Naughty and Nice List in 1995…chain wallets are #NAUGHTY
Makes sense! Santa doesn’t want Rudolph’s antler getting tied up in his sweet Harley chain that hangs far too low but he wears just in case..,so he doesn’t lose it and it’s always connected to him???
WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE OF CHAIN WALLETS!!
listen…I’m sneaky…some would say, as sneaky as they get!
has my sneakiness led towards me stealing Santa’s naughty and nice list every year despite increased security at the north pole? you betcha. after all, I am all Ocean’s 11.
but this year…couldn’t do it.
it’s been a rough year.
so I found the jolly one himself and I apologized…not because I’ve stolen the Naughty and Nice list every year, but because it’s been a rizzler-less, 6-7, brain rot summer into seasonal depression, a ted sarand-oh-no’s of a year…low aura, high-yap, touch grass…gross.
the big man gets it. so he gave me the naughty and nice list. not for this year…but for 1995.
enjoy the vibes, and hard launch going back to then.
We’re back at it, lucky to once again share the stage with Honeymoon. Come on out to the Clubhouse for what is guaranteed to be an evening for the ages.
You’ve waited, you’ve wished, you’ve dare I say, clamored. We listened. Adam Karell and I take the stage again as LOBSTERDUST! Come on out Saturday, June 21st at 8 PM at Write Act Rep!
Tix Link HERE:
Too many raisins.