Impressonation: Wuthering Heights Meets A Star is Born

February 18

I’m nothing if not, so very talented at doing spot on impressonations…so here is another one. Close your eyes and…honestly guys, it’s like you’re there with Heathcliff and Jackson Maine at a Chick Fil A. Seriously.

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Wuthering Heights meets A Star is Born at ChickFilA…the world asked…nay…needed it! Here it is in my latest Impressonation! #wutheringheights #astarisborn #heathcliff #jacksonmaine

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Chain Wallets From 1995 are Naughty!

December 16

Oh man, first up from Santa’s Naughty and Nice List in 1995…chain wallets are #NAUGHTY

Makes sense! Santa doesn’t want Rudolph’s antler getting tied up in his sweet Harley chain that hangs far too low but he wears just in case..,so he doesn’t lose it and it’s always connected to him???

WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE OF CHAIN WALLETS!!

Chain Wallets from 1995 Naughty

Santa’s Naughty and Nice List from 1995!

December 16

listen…I’m sneaky…some would say, as sneaky as they get!

has my sneakiness led towards me stealing Santa’s naughty and nice list every year despite increased security at the north pole? you betcha. after all, I am all Ocean’s 11.

but this year…couldn’t do it.
it’s been a rough year.

so I found the jolly one himself and I apologized…not because I’ve stolen the Naughty and Nice list every year, but because it’s been a rizzler-less, 6-7, brain rot summer into seasonal depression, a ted sarand-oh-no’s of a year…low aura, high-yap, touch grass…gross.

the big man gets it. so he gave me the naughty and nice list. not for this year…but for 1995.

enjoy the vibes, and hard launch going back to then.

Santa’s Naughty and Nice List from 1995