Howdy! Do you say howdy? Don’t judge it, just say it. I’ll wait.
Felt pretty good huh? Like, a little cheesy, not quite authentic, but just…nice. Ya know? Also, so easy. Let’s say your crossing paths with a stranger, or even somebody you know, maybe a co-worker and it’s 12:02 PM. What do you say? Good morning? Naww…it ain’t morning no more bruh. Good afternoon? Nope. It’s barely afternoon. You say howdy. It works. Do it.
Hey, while we’re getting deep, what are you doing for Thanksgiving? Are you a turkey person, or ham, or tofurky? Maybe you hate Thanksgiving, and that’s fair. No howdy for T-gives, just middle fingers. Okay, well, you’re a little angry and aggressive and I hope you say howdy, but that’s not why we’re here.
Howdy. We’re gathered here today to announce an amazing evening of live improv featuring Rigor Tortoise with GREG CASTLE! He’s in town running the streets of Los Angeles, figuratively, literally, this guy can’t stop running. It’s Forrest Gump levels. And also, while I’m prodding you on your angry tendencies, can we stop being “cool” and judging Forrest Gump. It’s better than you think it is. Okay, so Greg Castle is “gumpin” Los Angeles, and one of his stops is The Clubhouse theater on Wednesday, November 11th at 9PM. The lovely folks of Honeymoon Improv have allowed Rigor Tortoise to share the hour with them, so you can get a healthy scoop of Gumpin Greg! Goes down smooth!
So come on out. Los Feliz, CA. It’s probably gonna be around 74 degrees when we take the stage. We’ll be indoors so plan accordingly. Truly, long form improv on a beautiful Wednesday, does life get any better? I think not.
Okay, did I hit all my points?
Howdy? Yep, nailed that. We all say it now.
Thanksgiving? Yep. We’re all eating honeybaked hams and yelling at each other.
Rigor Tortoise live at The Clubhouse on Wednesday, November 11th at 9PM? Oh yeah, got that.
Greg be gumpin? Yuuup, you know it.
I’ll leave you bee. buzzzz.
