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Tonight in Los Angeles: Rigor Tortoise Performs Improv at The Clubhouse

May 27

If your Wednesday night plans currently involve:

– Scrolling endlessly into the void.
– Rewatching Gilmore Girls for the 90th time.
– Or wondering whether or not you’re actually hearing an owl. You know that feeling when you’re like, “do owls even live here?” But, you’re sure you’re hearing an owl.

Well, hoot hoot, there’s a better option.

Tonight, Rigor Tortoise performs live as part of Honeymoon Improv at The Clubhouse in Los Angeles.

Known for fast-paced longform improv, absurd characters, and emotionally committed performances, Rigor Tortoise has performed at festivals and comedy shows across Los Angeles and beyond—and tonight’s show should get wonderfully weird…and…may include owls. They’re there!

Show Details
– Wednesday, May 27th in the year of 2026
– 9:00 PM, or 21:00 hours if you’re “that guy.”
– The Clubhouse

Featuring:
– Hilarity
– Scarity
– Owls

And yes… still No Mio.

Rigor Tortoise LIVE at The Clubhouse! February 11th at 9PM

February 11

Come join our Valentine’s Day celebration (please note, it will just be improv, probably not a ton of Valentine’s…but hell, bring any V-Day cards you like) tonight, February 11th at 9PM at The Clubhouse!

Live Improv Comedy Show in North Hollywood: Rigor Tortoise Returns with Greg Castle – This Friday at The Brickhouse Theater

July 8

Look, do I think AI and ChatGPT is horrible for the business of creatives, and just in general? Yes! Should I be saying this out loud for fear that robots will murder me? NO I SHOULD NOT! But…I am not good at promoting, and you know who is? My ol friend ChattyGPTizzle. Here’s what I asked, and here’s what I got. You know this post is gonna go so viral and our show is gonna be bigger than Babs at The Hollywood Bowl!

What I asked, and probably would have used because I’m just a dumb human:

Create an image post that I can use on Instagram to announce a live show Rigor Tortoise is having this Friday at The Brickhouse Theater in North Hollywood. The show is at 8PM and it is the return of Greg Castle! Greg was abducted many years ago, and we’re so happy he escaped his captors, and the very first thing he wanted to do was an improv show. The show is $15, and includes food and drink from King’s Hawaiian. King’s Hawaiian was a staple of my youth as a very fat kid. I’d eat the whole tray, and guess what, I wouldn’t put it in the oven, I’d raw dog it. Oh, and make this like a teaser, you know? Cuz we still got a week, so I gotta post over and over again. Also, I don’t think there is a link. But, people can figure it out, right? It might be at the door? Okay, make this Instagram post! Also, it’s gotta go viral baby!

What I freakin got!

🎉 IT’S ALIVE! 🎉

Get ready for an EPIC night of laughs and surprises! Rigor Tortoise is BACK with an incredible live show this Friday at The Brickhouse Theater in North Hollywood!

🗓️ Date: This Friday
🕗 Time: 8 PM
📍 Location: The Brickhouse Theater, North Hollywood

💥 THE RETURN OF GREG CASTLE 💥

Yes, you read that right! Greg Castle is BACK! After being abducted years ago, he miraculously escaped his captors. And what’s the first thing he wanted to do? An IMPROV SHOW with YOU! 🙌

🎟️ Admission: $15
Includes delicious food and drink from King’s Hawaiian! 🍍

King’s Hawaiian was a staple of my youth. I used to devour the entire tray raw – no oven needed! 😋

This is just a teaser, folks! Stay tuned for more updates as we count down to the big day. Spread the word, grab your friends, and let’s make this night unforgettable!

No link needed – you know where to find us!

🔥 #RigorTortoise #GregCastleReturns #LiveShow #ImprovComedy #KingsHawaiian #ComedyNight #NorthHollywoodEvents #ItsAlive

Rigor Tortoise LIVE! Improv at The Clubhouse – 6-26-24 – 9PM

June 25

Can you even believe it?! Rigor Tortoise is performing live again! Prepare yourself for the Wednesday evening you’ve only dreamt of! 9PM! June 26th! At The Clubhouse!

https://theclubhouseimprov.com/

Rigor Tortoise – LIVE! – November 8th at 9PM at the Clubhouse

November 7

Holy Moly Mac-a-rolly! Can you even believe another show is coming up!!! I can’t, and I’ll be there, so I better start believin’!

Wednesday, November 8th at 9 PM at the Clubhouse!

https://clubhouseimprov.com/

The RETURN of Rigor Tortoise

November 14

Well, well, well, Christmas come early, eh? Rigor Tortoise is returning with a Chris Alvarado in tow. Come on out, check it out, be about it, do it, just do it, let’s do this, pick a phrase that indicates you coming on out to see this show and do it.

Link for tix below…but guess what? It’s free beautiful babies, so you don’t even need to buy a ticket!

https://www.io-west.com/event/1581923-rigor-tortoise-friends-los-angeles/

Rigor Tortoise Live – Farewell Greg

September 10

Come to iO West on Wednesday, September 16th at 11:30 PM as we bid Greg Castle adieu.

http://ioimprov.com/west/show/rigor-tortoise/

Episode 11 – Selfie Talk Show – Mad Men, Dad Bods, and Dustin Sterling

May 25

This week LIVE FROM SUNSET BOULEVARD we discuss Pedialyte, 12-inch iPads, Mad Men, Dad Bods and interview yo-yo expert Dustin Sterling!

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Revenge of the Party Guitar

October 28

Here’s a seasonal treat for you that’s spoooOOooOoooky! Do I make it to the end? You decide.

Tiny Marbles Giant Hour – Rigor Tortoise Halloween!

October 23

BOO! Oh man, you’re so silly. You got scared from that? Unbelievable. Buck up friend, because I’m a) using the phrase “buck up” and b) doing a show with Rigor Tortoise! It’s part of Tiny Marbles Giant Hour at The Clubhouse. And, it’s FREE! Nothing’s scarier than FREE COMEDY! Come on out! BOO!

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