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Rigor Tortoise – Live Improv at The Clubhouse in Los Feliz

September 21

Are you even freakin kidding me?! A Wednesday night improv show at The Clubhouse in Los Feliz?! Are you for real?! Can this even be possible?! How?! !

Okay, you need to calm down. Seriously. Take a chill pill…hey…I’m gonna write this, stream of consciousness, no edits, real time style…here’s a joke…did you hear about the addict refrigerator? They were addicted to chill pills! COME ON!!! I just wrote that! And guess what, I’m not even gonna google it to see if someone else wrote it because I promised I wouldn’t! And, if Twitter were still a thing, I’d post it there. What were we talking about? IMPROV! Okay, so Rigor Tortoise has a live improv show this Wednesday, September 23rd at 9PM at The Clubhouse in Los Feliz with Honeymoon and other special amazing guests! Come on out, I mean why not.

Could you go to Sofi, or The Forum, or Las Vegas, or just stay home? Yeah, you could do all those things, and I’m not judging if you do. But remember the magical moment in which I came up with the most original hilarious joke in the world? That magic could happen on Wednesday, September 23rd at 9PM at The Clubhouse in Los Feliz.

Okay, here is a poster from Picasso. Come on out!

Also, because I’ve obviously lost my mind and this website is kinda like whispering into a blackhole…nobody does it…is that the analogy? Anyway, this pic was on my desktop next to the Picasso Rigor Tortoise poster. Don’t we all miss Jane more now than ever. Ugh.

Tonight in Los Angeles: Rigor Tortoise Performs Improv at The Clubhouse

May 27

If your Wednesday night plans currently involve:

– Scrolling endlessly into the void.
– Rewatching Gilmore Girls for the 90th time.
– Or wondering whether or not you’re actually hearing an owl. You know that feeling when you’re like, “do owls even live here?” But, you’re sure you’re hearing an owl.

Well, hoot hoot, there’s a better option.

Tonight, Rigor Tortoise performs live as part of Honeymoon Improv at The Clubhouse in Los Angeles.

Known for fast-paced longform improv, absurd characters, and emotionally committed performances, Rigor Tortoise has performed at festivals and comedy shows across Los Angeles and beyond—and tonight’s show should get wonderfully weird…and…may include owls. They’re there!

Show Details
– Wednesday, May 27th in the year of 2026
– 9:00 PM, or 21:00 hours if you’re “that guy.”
– The Clubhouse

Featuring:
– Hilarity
– Scarity
– Owls

And yes… still No Mio.

No Mio Review: Super Mario Galaxy Is a Blast – But Missing One Star Player

April 17

No Mio Review: Super Mario Galaxy

Looking for a Super Mario Galaxy review? Here’s one that asks the question most reviewers ignore:

Is Solo Mio in it???

First Impressions:
Super Mario Galaxy has a lot going for it.

– Creative worlds
– Big imagination
– Classic Mario energy
– That feeling that anything can happen

It’s playful, inventive, and honestly…joyful!

I mean, this is Mario at a huge scale.

There are:
– Galaxies
– Gravity mechanics
– Power-ups
– Entire worlds to explore

And though it’s pretty stuffed…it works!

But here’s where things get complicated.

You built:
– A cosmic adventure
– Multiple planets
– An entire universe

And somehow…

No Solo Mio? No Matt Freakin Taylor?!?

Not even hidden in a castle. Not in a warp pipe. Not emerging from a star.

I’m just asking what we’re all thinking…

How do you build a galaxy this large…and leave him out?

Final Verdict

Is it fun? Yes. Is it imaginative? Absolutely.

But at the end of the day:

No Mio. No thank you.

Check out other No Mio Reviews below:
Sabrina Carpenter’s Coachella Set
Dune 3 Trailer

No Mio Review: Sabrina Carpenter’s Coachella Set Was Big…But Missing One Thing

April 13

Looking for a Sabrina Carpenter Coachella 2026 review? Here’s the only one you need to read, because it’s the only one that asks the question no one else is asking:

Where is Solo Mio?

First Impressions
Sabrina Carpenter’s performance at Coachella 2026 is exactly what you’d expect from a rising pop headliner.

– Big stage presence
– Polished production
– Strong crowd engagement

It was such a massive moment, and a well deserved spotlight on one of the biggest stars in the world.

She was confident, it was well rehearsed, high energy, inclusive and fun.

But as I watched and tried to have a good time…something felt off…something was missing.

Thousands of people.
One of the biggest stages in the world.
And yet…

No Solo Mio?

Not even a surprise appearance.

I mean, I’m just asking the question we’re all thinking…

How do you headline Coachella without including Solo Mio, Matt Taylor?

Final Verdict
Is it a great performance? Yes.
Is it a defining moment? Probably.

But at the end of the day, where was Solo Mio?!

More No Mio Reviews below where I ask the most important question of various content…where is Solo Mio?
Dune 3 Trailer
Harry Styles Album Review

Daredevil: Born Again Season 2 Review: Brutal, Brilliant…Still No Solo Mio, Matt Taylor

March 31

No Mio Review: Daredevil: Born Again Season 2

Looking for a Daredevil: Born Again Season 2 review? Here’s one that asks the question critics refuse to address:

Where is Solo Mio, Matt Taylor?
– Is he in this show?
– Do you feel it if he’s not?

First Impressions
Daredevil: Born Again Season 2 is intense.

And we’re not talkin “Disney intense.”
And we’re not talkin “suggested violence.”

We’re talkin:
– Brutal fights
– Real consequences
– Zero Disneyfication

And honestly? It works! Is it scary and do you think you got injured watching it? Yeah!

Charlie Cox continues to absolutely deliver as Matt Murdock! Grounded, conflicted, and completely believable.

There’s also more Deborah Ann Woll as Karen Page, which is a huge win.

And yes…the show is clearly aiming for a Bullseye. Get it??

The No Mio Problem
Here’s where things fall apart.

This is a show about:
– Justice
– Protecting a city
– Fighting for what’s right

And yet…
– No Solo Mio, Matt Taylor?!?
– Not even a cameo.
– How are you supposed to defend a city without him?

Final Verdict

Is this a great show? Yes.
Is it bold, violent, and uncompromising? Yes.

But at the end of the day:

No Mio.

For More No Mio Reviews, Click Below:
Harry Styles Album – Kiss All The Time, Disco Occasionally
Project Hail Mary

No Mio Movie Reviews – Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die (Spoiler: IT RULES…with one exception)

March 6

I watched the movie “Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die” and I’m here to tell you…it sorta rules! Don’t worry, no actual spoilers…but Gore Verbinski is in his bag, Sam Rockwell gives a performance for the ages, Haley Lu Richardson does some pretty intense nose bleed acting, and the rest of the cast is unreal. Not to mention, an amazing script from Matthew Robinson.

Check out a more detailed review below, because, to be honest…it was missing one thing.

Let me know what you think, did it rule? Yeah, duh.

Check out other content…or, honestly, this exact same content here:
https://www.thejustinjohnsonshow.com/videos/
https://www.youtube.com/@TheJustinJohnsonShow
https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow
https://www.instagram.com/thejustinjohnsonshow/

Impressonation: Wuthering Heights Meets A Star is Born

February 18

I’m nothing if not, so very talented at doing spot on impressonations…so here is another one. Close your eyes and…honestly guys, it’s like you’re there with Heathcliff and Jackson Maine at a Chick Fil A. Seriously.

@thejustinjohnsonshow
Wuthering Heights meets A Star is Born at ChickFilA…the world asked…nay…needed it! Here it is in my latest Impressonation! #wutheringheights #astarisborn #heathcliff #jacksonmaine
♬ original sound – thejustinjohnsonshow –

Chain Wallets From 1995 are Naughty!

December 16

Oh man, first up from Santa’s Naughty and Nice List in 1995…chain wallets are #NAUGHTY

Makes sense! Santa doesn’t want Rudolph’s antler getting tied up in his sweet Harley chain that hangs far too low but he wears just in case..,so he doesn’t lose it and it’s always connected to him???

WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE OF CHAIN WALLETS!!

Santa’s Naughty and Nice List from 1995!

December 16

listen…I’m sneaky…some would say, as sneaky as they get!

has my sneakiness led towards me stealing Santa’s naughty and nice list every year despite increased security at the north pole? you betcha. after all, I am all Ocean’s 11.

but this year…couldn’t do it.
it’s been a rough year.

so I found the jolly one himself and I apologized…not because I’ve stolen the Naughty and Nice list every year, but because it’s been a rizzler-less, 6-7, brain rot summer into seasonal depression, a ted sarand-oh-no’s of a year…low aura, high-yap, touch grass…gross.

the big man gets it. so he gave me the naughty and nice list. not for this year…but for 1995.

enjoy the vibes, and hard launch going back to then.

Rigor Tortoise LIVE! Improv at The Clubhouse – 7-9-25 at 9PM

July 7

We’re back at it, lucky to once again share the stage with Honeymoon. Come on out to the Clubhouse for what is guaranteed to be an evening for the ages.

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