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Rigor Tortoise – Live Improv at The Clubhouse in Los Feliz

September 21

Are you even freakin kidding me?! A Wednesday night improv show at The Clubhouse in Los Feliz?! Are you for real?! Can this even be possible?! How?! !

Okay, you need to calm down. Seriously. Take a chill pill…hey…I’m gonna write this, stream of consciousness, no edits, real time style…here’s a joke…did you hear about the addict refrigerator? They were addicted to chill pills! COME ON!!! I just wrote that! And guess what, I’m not even gonna google it to see if someone else wrote it because I promised I wouldn’t! And, if Twitter were still a thing, I’d post it there. What were we talking about? IMPROV! Okay, so Rigor Tortoise has a live improv show this Wednesday, September 23rd at 9PM at The Clubhouse in Los Feliz with Honeymoon and other special amazing guests! Come on out, I mean why not.

Could you go to Sofi, or The Forum, or Las Vegas, or just stay home? Yeah, you could do all those things, and I’m not judging if you do. But remember the magical moment in which I came up with the most original hilarious joke in the world? That magic could happen on Wednesday, September 23rd at 9PM at The Clubhouse in Los Feliz.

Okay, here is a poster from Picasso. Come on out!

Also, because I’ve obviously lost my mind and this website is kinda like whispering into a blackhole…nobody does it…is that the analogy? Anyway, this pic was on my desktop next to the Picasso Rigor Tortoise poster. Don’t we all miss Jane more now than ever. Ugh.

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Tonight in Los Angeles: Rigor Tortoise Performs Improv at The Clubhouse

May 27

If your Wednesday night plans currently involve:

– Scrolling endlessly into the void.
– Rewatching Gilmore Girls for the 90th time.
– Or wondering whether or not you’re actually hearing an owl. You know that feeling when you’re like, “do owls even live here?” But, you’re sure you’re hearing an owl.

Well, hoot hoot, there’s a better option.

Tonight, Rigor Tortoise performs live as part of Honeymoon Improv at The Clubhouse in Los Angeles.

Known for fast-paced longform improv, absurd characters, and emotionally committed performances, Rigor Tortoise has performed at festivals and comedy shows across Los Angeles and beyond—and tonight’s show should get wonderfully weird…and…may include owls. They’re there!

Show Details
– Wednesday, May 27th in the year of 2026
– 9:00 PM, or 21:00 hours if you’re “that guy.”
– The Clubhouse

Featuring:
– Hilarity
– Scarity
– Owls

And yes… still No Mio.

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Rigor Tortoise LIVE! Improv at The Clubhouse – 7-9-25 at 9PM

July 7

We’re back at it, lucky to once again share the stage with Honeymoon.  Come on out to the Clubhouse for what is guaranteed to be an evening for the ages.

 

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Rigor Tortoise LIVE! Improv at The Clubhouse – 6-26-24 – 9PM

June 25

Can you even believe it?! Rigor Tortoise is performing live again! Prepare yourself for the Wednesday evening you’ve only dreamt of! 9PM! June 26th! At The Clubhouse!

https://theclubhouseimprov.com/

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Rigor Tortoise LIVE! at The Clubhouse – January 31 @ 9 PM!

January 31

2024? More like, 20-twenty MORE Rigor!!! Am I right?! You know I am! And that’s why I’m happy to say Rigor Tortoise is doing our first show of 2024! LIVE at The Clubhouse, Wednesday January 31st at 9pm!

https://clubhouseimprov.com/

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Tiny Marbles Giant Hour – Rigor Tortoise Halloween!

October 23

BOO! Oh man, you’re so silly. You got scared from that? Unbelievable. Buck up friend, because I’m a) using the phrase “buck up” and b) doing a show with Rigor Tortoise! It’s part of Tiny Marbles Giant Hour at The Clubhouse. And, it’s FREE! Nothing’s scarier than FREE COMEDY! Come on out! BOO!

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Rigor Tortoise Live Tonight – Tuesday Night Thunder March Madness

March 5
Rigor Tortoise - Tuesday Night Thunder - Live Improv
Rigor Tortoise – Tuesday Night Thunder – Live Improv
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