Are you even freakin kidding me?! A Wednesday night improv show at The Clubhouse in Los Feliz?! Are you for real?! Can this even be possible?! How?! !

Okay, you need to calm down. Seriously. Take a chill pill…hey…I’m gonna write this, stream of consciousness, no edits, real time style…here’s a joke…did you hear about the addict refrigerator? They were addicted to chill pills! COME ON!!! I just wrote that! And guess what, I’m not even gonna google it to see if someone else wrote it because I promised I wouldn’t! And, if Twitter were still a thing, I’d post it there. What were we talking about? IMPROV! Okay, so Rigor Tortoise has a live improv show this Wednesday, September 23rd at 9PM at The Clubhouse in Los Feliz with Honeymoon and other special amazing guests! Come on out, I mean why not.

Could you go to Sofi, or The Forum, or Las Vegas, or just stay home? Yeah, you could do all those things, and I’m not judging if you do. But remember the magical moment in which I came up with the most original hilarious joke in the world? That magic could happen on Wednesday, September 23rd at 9PM at The Clubhouse in Los Feliz.

Okay, here is a poster from Picasso. Come on out!

Also, because I’ve obviously lost my mind and this website is kinda like whispering into a blackhole…nobody does it…is that the analogy? Anyway, this pic was on my desktop next to the Picasso Rigor Tortoise poster. Don’t we all miss Jane more now than ever. Ugh.