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Rigor Tortoise – Live Improv at The Clubhouse in Los Feliz

September 21

Are you even freakin kidding me?! A Wednesday night improv show at The Clubhouse in Los Feliz?! Are you for real?! Can this even be possible?! How?! !

Okay, you need to calm down. Seriously. Take a chill pill…hey…I’m gonna write this, stream of consciousness, no edits, real time style…here’s a joke…did you hear about the addict refrigerator? They were addicted to chill pills! COME ON!!! I just wrote that! And guess what, I’m not even gonna google it to see if someone else wrote it because I promised I wouldn’t! And, if Twitter were still a thing, I’d post it there. What were we talking about? IMPROV! Okay, so Rigor Tortoise has a live improv show this Wednesday, September 23rd at 9PM at The Clubhouse in Los Feliz with Honeymoon and other special amazing guests! Come on out, I mean why not.

Could you go to Sofi, or The Forum, or Las Vegas, or just stay home? Yeah, you could do all those things, and I’m not judging if you do. But remember the magical moment in which I came up with the most original hilarious joke in the world? That magic could happen on Wednesday, September 23rd at 9PM at The Clubhouse in Los Feliz.

Okay, here is a poster from Picasso. Come on out!

Also, because I’ve obviously lost my mind and this website is kinda like whispering into a blackhole…nobody does it…is that the analogy? Anyway, this pic was on my desktop next to the Picasso Rigor Tortoise poster. Don’t we all miss Jane more now than ever. Ugh.

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Minipressonation – 4-Way Stop Dummy

June 11

EMERGENCY IMPRESSONATION! That’s right. Sometimes, when you’re the best in the world at impresssonations, the urge strikes, and you gotta do one! Right there, on the road. And this one is a doozy. You know the guy. The early 4-way stop guy. Yeah, well, here he is!

Follow along on Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow

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Impressonations – A Sad “Do Not Enter” Sign

May 28

Wow! I mean, there are impersonations, and then there are impressonations. And I don’t think anyone would disagree with the fact that the below impressonation of a sad “do not enter” sign is so spot on, it’s jarring! This is not AI, this is not an actual “do not enter” sign. This is just the work of the best impressonator in the game right now!

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Indie Series Award Nominations!

January 30

Hey! Let’s get heavy for a minute. Life is full of changes. Am I right? But you know what’s not changing? The fact that the web series I was in, F#cking 40 keeps getting nominated for awards!

Check out the full list here:
https://www.indieseriesawards.com/2020/01/11th-Annual-Indie-Series-Awards.html

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ACME Comedy – Thursday, July 25th

July 22

Hey You! Couple more shows coming your way! Live this Thursday at ACME Comedy! Can you even believe it! Come at 8 for SmartyPants, stay at 9 for Lobsterdust, and heck, even though I’m not in the StandProv show, stay for that too! In fact, sleep in the theatre, why not! Live your life! You DO YOU!

Tix

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Throwdown Thursdays – ACME Comedy – June 27

June 27

Hey Hey Hey! Three “heys????” YOU BETCHA! Anyway, stop ‘hey-ing’ and start coming on out to ACME Comedy in NoHo!

Tix!

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NEW ZINE: How To Become Best Friends w/ The Rock

June 10

Hello Fair Readers!

I have a new zine I’ll be distributing in streets across the world…well, probably mainly just Los Angeles and New York, because, quite frankly, I don’t travel across the world very often! Who am I, Jackie Chan! Because he was in the mov…Across The Wor…ANYWAY!

If you find one and like it, tag me or something. Even if you don’t like it, tag me. AND, if you use it to NOT get bit by a snake OR become best friends with The Rock, heck, tag me. I think the goal here, is…well…to tag me. Well, the goal is to use it to not get bit by a snake and become best friends with The Rock, but…tag me.

Also, you know what phrase I don’t like? Yep, you guessed it, “tag me.” So, as you can imagine, typing all of this is making me sick to my stomach. In any case, here’s where you tag me (UGH, BLECK, PUKE): https://www.instagram.com/thejustinjohnsonshow/

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ACME Comedy – Throwdown Thursday

April 24

It’s another last Thursday of the month, can you even believe they keep coming?!?! Well they do! Come on out to ACME Comedy in North Hollywood for two exciting shows I’m in…and heck, stay for the rest of the night, why don’t you!

Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tixxxxxx HERE!

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Throwdown Thursday – ACME Comedy – March 28th

March 27

Hey Hey Hey!

Three “Hey’s?” You betcha! Why not! One “Hey” is so 1993.

Alright, hey’s aside, come on out to the ACME Comedy Theater this Thursday, March 28th, 2019 where I shall be in not one but TWO shows. Smartypants at 8, and Lobsterdust at 9!!!

TIX: ACME Tixxxxxx

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Lobsterdust at ACME Comedy – Throwdown Thursday

February 21

Come check out Adam Karell and I as Lobsterdust at ACME Comedy on Thursday, February 28th at 9:00 PM!

ACME Lobsterdust Tix

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