If your Wednesday night plans currently involve:

– Scrolling endlessly into the void.
– Rewatching Gilmore Girls for the 90th time.
– Or wondering whether or not you’re actually hearing an owl. You know that feeling when you’re like, “do owls even live here?” But, you’re sure you’re hearing an owl.

Well, hoot hoot, there’s a better option.

Tonight, Rigor Tortoise performs live as part of Honeymoon Improv at The Clubhouse in Los Angeles.

Known for fast-paced longform improv, absurd characters, and emotionally committed performances, Rigor Tortoise has performed at festivals and comedy shows across Los Angeles and beyond—and tonight’s show should get wonderfully weird…and…may include owls. They’re there!

Show Details
– Wednesday, May 27th in the year of 2026
– 9:00 PM, or 21:00 hours if you’re “that guy.”
– The Clubhouse

Featuring:
– Hilarity
– Scarity
– Owls

And yes… still No Mio.