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Rigor Tortoise Returns – January 25th @ The Brickhouse Theater

January 22

I asked a robot to write the below. Turns out, they’re very enthusiastic. But really, all you need is in the poster, amIwrite? Also, robots promise a lot! I can only promise three things the robot mentions in this promo material…and I ain’t telling ya which three. In any case, come on out this weekend.

Get ready for an unforgettable night of laughter and spontaneity! Rigor Tortoise, North Hollywood’s premier improv comedy group, is back with a special live performance you won’t want to miss.

Event Details:

When: Saturday, January 25th at 8 PM

Where: The Brickhouse Theatre, North Hollywood

Tickets: Just $15, including food, snacks, and an incredible night of entertainment

This weekend’s show will feature a hilarious set from Rigor Tortoise and a special performance by the talented KMAD, our featured act. Adding to the excitement, Greg Castle, one of Rigor Tortoise’s original members, is making a triumphant return to the stage for this event.

Whether you’re a longtime fan or a first-timer, this show promises to be a night of laughter, creativity, and surprises. Plus, your ticket includes delicious food and snacks, making it an unbeatable value.

Why You Should Join Us:

Unpredictable Fun: Improv comedy is all about creating magic in the moment, and our performers are ready to deliver.

Reunion Performance: Don’t miss Greg Castle’s return to the group!

Great Atmosphere: The Brickhouse Theatre is the perfect venue for an intimate and laughter-filled evening.

All-Inclusive Tickets: Enjoy comedy, food, and snacks for just $15.

Grab your friends, mark your calendars, and join us for an amazing night of comedy at The Brickhouse Theatre. Seats are limited, so be sure to secure your tickets now!

How to Get Tickets:

Tickets are available at the door. Don’t wait—this show is expected to sell out quickly!

We can’t wait to see you there!

LobsterDust Back at Improv Orphanage

July 25

WHAT?!?! YES!!! OKAY!!!! These are words!!!! More words? SURE! Come check out LobsterDust as we begin a monthly residency at Improv Orphanage!

Thursday, July 26th at 8PM!
Adam Karell and I do stuff!

https://www.facebook.com/events/490944508023137/

The RETURN of Rigor Tortoise

November 14

Well, well, well, Christmas come early, eh? Rigor Tortoise is returning with a Chris Alvarado in tow. Come on out, check it out, be about it, do it, just do it, let’s do this, pick a phrase that indicates you coming on out to see this show and do it.

Link for tix below…but guess what? It’s free beautiful babies, so you don’t even need to buy a ticket!

https://www.io-west.com/event/1581923-rigor-tortoise-friends-los-angeles/

Revelator Time – Watch It Babies

September 21

Listen, live your life however you see fit, but my advice is live it FULLY. And if you’re living it fully, you’re probably taking advantage of every opportunity and you’re probably watching movies. Lot of probably’s here.

My suggestion? Watch this one. Got to spend a solid day in the most terrifying building I’ve ever been in working on it. Bones chilled. Boners? Chilled (in a cool way, get it?)

You need links? GOT EM!

AMAZON: http://a.co/hCdGAbZ

STEAM: http://store.steampowered.com/app/696070/Revelator/

VUDU: https://www.vudu.com/movies/#!content/883069/Revelator

XBOX: https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/store/movies/revelator/8d6kgwxf9wxm

VIMEO: https://vimeo.com/ondemand/revelator

Baby Giraffe’s Love TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE! at UCB!

January 17

Come on out to UCB on Monday, January 21st at 5:30 PM! http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/1693

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The Nonresilient Waterfall Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson

October 18

Check out this new cartoon! The Nonresilient Waterfall!

The Nonresilient Waterfall by Justin J. Johnson

2 for 1 – TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE! at iO West This Saturday Night Live!

September 10

Listen. These are trying times, and trying times call for trying measures. Bring your sweety and this 2 for 1 to the iO box office this Saturday Night Live and get…2 tickets for the price of 1.

Magician Letters

June 19

New cartoon I did.

Got My Tickets

May 31

Got my tickets. Let’s see how today works out.

Justin Reviews An Indie Album Based On Its Indie Cover Art

March 22

This week’s album review:

Bahamas
“Barchords”

Wa Wa Wee Wa!

I’m back…again! And hollatchboy, I’m reviewing another album. This time from a band/man called Bahamas OR Afie Jurvanen. Quick backstory on B Afie (this is how I will refer to Bahamas from review on out as I believe it to be far catchier than either Bahamas, or Afie [though both are catchy in their own right])…B Afie used to be in another band/woman named Feist! (get your mind out of the gutter, I know how you read that “in” part) Head out of gutter? Good, we can continue. To answer your question of “you mean THAT Feist??” Yep, that Feist. The one you love so much! But then, as history recalls, B Afie was like, “yo, this Feist band is great, but I need to chill it out. Imma go start a band that is so chill, our name will be synonymous with the chillest place ever.” BAM! B Afie was born!

Alright, now that we’ve got history behind us (get it?), let’s get to this review. You know, much has been made of B Afie’s voice sounding similar to the laid back croon (can croon’s be laid back? can I use more parenthesis?!) of an M. Ward…and much has been made of him signing to Brushfire Records, label of Jack Johnson. So there’s a lotta much being mentioned! What is this much I keep mentioning? Well, if you’re gonna choose the name of “Bahamas” and you sound like M. Ward and you sign to a laid back surf dude’s label…you better sound pretty chill. Well this cover art pretty much affirms it’s gonna be super laid back!

Let’s take to our checklist of chill things…

Things That Are Symbolic of Chilled Out Cool Vibes:

White room? CHECK!
White pants? CHECK!
Turquoise-ish shirt? CHECK!
Sad face and crossed arms because you just chilled so hard that you don’t think you can chill anymore? CHECK!
Rug that references album title? CHECK!
Single nightstand with only a lamp on it because other things would ruin the chill vibe? CHECK!
NAKED GIRL PASSED OUT FROM BEING TOO F’N CHILL? CHECK!!!!!

REVIEW:
Put on your white pants, grab a mojito, find a naked girl to pass out in your bed, put this record on and chill!

I give it 5 out of 5 chills.

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