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No Mio Review: Super Mario Galaxy Is a Blast – But Missing One Star Player

April 17

No Mio Review: Super Mario Galaxy

Looking for a Super Mario Galaxy review? Here’s one that asks the question most reviewers ignore:

Is Solo Mio in it???

First Impressions:
Super Mario Galaxy has a lot going for it.

– Creative worlds
– Big imagination
– Classic Mario energy
– That feeling that anything can happen

It’s playful, inventive, and honestly…joyful!

I mean, this is Mario at a huge scale.

There are:
– Galaxies
– Gravity mechanics
– Power-ups
– Entire worlds to explore

And though it’s pretty stuffed…it works!

But here’s where things get complicated.

You built:
– A cosmic adventure
– Multiple planets
– An entire universe

And somehow…

No Solo Mio? No Matt Freakin Taylor?!?

Not even hidden in a castle. Not in a warp pipe. Not emerging from a star.

I’m just asking what we’re all thinking…

How do you build a galaxy this large…and leave him out?

Final Verdict

Is it fun? Yes. Is it imaginative? Absolutely.

But at the end of the day:

No Mio. No thank you.

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Daredevil: Born Again Season 2 Review: Brutal, Brilliant…Still No Solo Mio, Matt Taylor

March 31

No Mio Review: Daredevil: Born Again Season 2

Looking for a Daredevil: Born Again Season 2 review? Here’s one that asks the question critics refuse to address:

Where is Solo Mio, Matt Taylor?
– Is he in this show?
– Do you feel it if he’s not?

First Impressions
Daredevil: Born Again Season 2 is intense.

And we’re not talkin “Disney intense.”
And we’re not talkin “suggested violence.”

We’re talkin:
– Brutal fights
– Real consequences
– Zero Disneyfication

And honestly? It works! Is it scary and do you think you got injured watching it? Yeah!

Charlie Cox continues to absolutely deliver as Matt Murdock! Grounded, conflicted, and completely believable.

There’s also more Deborah Ann Woll as Karen Page, which is a huge win.

And yes…the show is clearly aiming for a Bullseye. Get it??

The No Mio Problem
Here’s where things fall apart.

This is a show about:
– Justice
– Protecting a city
– Fighting for what’s right

And yet…
– No Solo Mio, Matt Taylor?!?
– Not even a cameo.
– How are you supposed to defend a city without him?

Final Verdict

Is this a great show? Yes.
Is it bold, violent, and uncompromising? Yes.

But at the end of the day:

No Mio.

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Harry Styles Album Review (No Mio): Kiss All The Time, Disco Occasionally

March 26

Watch My Full Review Here:

No Mio Review: Harry Styles’ New Album

Let me guess…you’re looking for a Harry Styles album review? How do I know? Well, ya mighta Googled and you’re here now reading a post titled “Harry Styles Album Review.” And while there are tons of reviews out there, mine is viewed through a critical lens most critics are ignoring.

I evaluate music based on one simple question:
Is Matt Taylor from Solo Mio in it?

In the case of Harry Styles’ latest album, Kiss All The Time, Disco Occasionally…I regret to tell you that the answer is…no.

First Impressions
“How about Mio all the time, no Mio no-ccasionally.”

That’s truly the core issue.

Because the truth is, I actually like this album. A lot.

It’s confident, it’s evolving, and it feels like Harry Styles is moving in a direction that’s more distinct and intentional than ever before.

From a musical standpoint:
– Strong vocals
– Cohesive production
– Clear artistic direction

But at no point, not freakin once, does Solo Mio, Matt Taylor, step in.

No harmonies.
No surprise feature.
No late-album pivot into solo Solo Mio territory.

And you can’t help but feel…that something is missing.

Final Verdict
Is this a good album? Yes.
Is it better than people are saying? Probably.

But at the end of the day:

No Mio.

More No Mio Reviews
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Where is Solo Mio?
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January 29

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May 7

Hot Cringe Summer – The World Is Ending, Why Not?

April 15

Hey WordPress Website Viewers! What a very specific name you have. I realized I don’t publish content on here all that often. I used to, when I was young and wordpress was still a thing. Now there are so many websites and social media profiles, that I, like most people have legit lost my mind and tuned out of everything. Well, lucky for you WordPress Website Viewer, I’m getting back to my roots in a commitment, I’m titling:

HOT CRINGE SUMMER

My promise, horrible jokes, stupid articles, I might even review yogurt. I don’t know. I think a lot about yogurt. I try a lot of yogurt. Why not tell everyone my thoughts on yogurt! Oh, because that’s cringe? Well guess what, it’s Hot Cringe Summer and the driving gloves are off (I’m wearing driving gloves because it’s cringe). So strap in and get ready, because there will be an onslaught of cringe. I might even post a selfie on here of me at Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville wearing a beer helmet full of kombucha.

Also, here is a roDENT (when a mouse drives it’s car into you causing a dent).

Impressonation – Person Who Flosses All The Freakin Time Being Asked By Hygienist If They Floss

July 16

We’ve all been there. You’re out there flossing all the freakin time even though you hate it, and you’ve done a great job, feel good, only to have the dental hygienist ask if you floss.

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Impressonations – The Last Ice Cube in an Ice Cube Tray

June 10

You know that ice cube? The last one in your ice cube tray? Neglected…cold…ICEY! Well, take a seat and prepare to be transported directly into your freezer for an impressonation!

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impressonations – person buying a cardigan in new york

May 20

there’s no doubt about one fact, and one fact only…i’m the best in the world at impressonations. often, people say, “hey justin, come back, where did you go” because my impressonations are so good that i become the person! well, it’s about time i share this talent with the world. watch this, but don’t worry, i’m still there, it’s just an impressonation.

Rigor Tortoise – LIVE! – November 8th at 9PM at the Clubhouse

November 7

Holy Moly Mac-a-rolly! Can you even believe another show is coming up!!! I can’t, and I’ll be there, so I better start believin’!

Wednesday, November 8th at 9 PM at the Clubhouse!

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