It’s a new year, so why don’t you get in touch with your nature side by doing stand-up for some trees!
Nature Stand-Up Comedy by Justin J. Johnson
January 8
Mr. Olsen’s “A Teacher’s Audio Diary” Entry 1
January 4
Mr. Olsen’s “A Teacher’s Audio Diary.” Principal Smith has instructed Mr. Olsen to keep an audio diary after many encounters with a student, Leif Ericson. Apparently Leif has been playing pranks on Mr. Olsen.
*Warning – Mr. Olsen uses foul language. He’s going through a rough time, so give him a break.
Christmas Classic – The Tree by Rigor Tortoise and Justin J. Johnson
December 10
Hey! Check out this short I wrote and am in. Merry Christmas and/or everything else!
Octopus Tattoo Parlor Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
November 7
Dueling Pats – The BEST Halloween Costume Ever!
October 30
Oh me? Just part of the BEST Halloween costume ever. Deal with it!
The Nonresilient Waterfall Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
October 18
Check out this new cartoon! The Nonresilient Waterfall!
Halloween! Presidents! Comedy! Pumpkins!
October 16
Hello Fair Reader!
I know, I know, you don’t want me to share a fun short from the Rigor Tortoise vault. Oh, wait…you’ll let me if I give you some relevant reasons?
Welp, here you go!
Reasons why you’ll enjoy this short:
-It’s spooky! You love spooky don’t you? You always say Halloween is your favorite time! Well enjoy the time, and get your eyes scared out of your head.
-It involves Presidents! You can’t take your eyes off of the Presidential Election coverage! Romney, Obama, Ryan, Biden, THIS SHORT!
-It’s funny. You like comedy…nay…you LOVE comedy!
-It’s pumpkin-centric! You wish you could have more pumpkin things! Pie, lattes, cake, fish, dirt, THIS SHORT!
Enough reasons? I thought so! So stop with demanding reasons, and just enjoy this Rigor Tortoise short!
LobsterDust (Justin J. Johnson & Adam Karell) Returns!
October 8
Tonight, LobsterDust will return! REJOICE! Okay, or just sit there, that’s cool too!
Below is a link to the show we’re doing. It’s at iO West, tonight at 10:30 PM. Come on out, it’s free you jerks!
http://ioimprov.com/west/io/shows/ham-radio
TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE! – Justin J. Johnson’s Low Quality Upload!
October 8
If you didn’t make it out to the first TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE, and prefer watching very low quality versions of live shows on YouTube, boy oh boy are you in for a treat! Because below you will find something that’s like Christmas for you! If you don’t…well, don’t worry, because I’m in the process of doing it again.
Thai Massage vs. Thigh Massage – Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
September 26
New cartoon, thai vs. thigh massage.
