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Electric Vehicle Charging Station vs. Eclectic Vehicle Charging Station – Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson

October 31
Electric Vehicle Charging Station vs. Eclectic Vehicle Charging Station - Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
Electric Vehicle Charging Station vs. Eclectic Vehicle Charging Station – Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
Justin Johnson Cartoons adult swim, cartoon, cartoon network, cute, eclectic vehicle charging station, electric car, electric vehicle charging station, funny, justin j. johnson, rigor tortoise, vehicle

911 Call – Person Stuck in a Kitchenette

October 29

Justin Johnson Recordings 911, 911 call, adult swim, comedy, comedy central, emergency call, eric andre, funny, funny call, haha, hollywood, justin j. johnson, kitchenette, lol, los angeles, nine one one, omg, podcast, rigor tortoise, the justin johnson show, thing x, tim and eric

The Candle and The Stain by Justin J. Johnson

October 29

New cartoon, The Candle and The Stain by Justin J. Johnson

The Candle and The Stain by Justin J. Johnson
The Candle and The Stain by Justin J. Johnson
Justin Johnson Cartoons adult swim, andre, candle, cartoon, cartoon network, cute, eric andre, funny, haha, justin j. johnson, justin johnson, rigor tortoise, stain, talking candle, talking stain, tim and eric

You’re a Man Dressed Up As a Woman Who Is Dressed Up Like Nicolas Cage!

October 25
You're a Man Dressed Up As a Woman Who Is Dressed Up Like Nicolas Cage!
You’re a Man Dressed Up As a Woman Who Is Dressed Up Like Nicolas Cage!

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Scary! The Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow by Justin J. Johnson

October 24

Few people know this, but before there was the “Headless Horseman” in Washington Irving’s “Legend of Sleepy Hollow,” he work shopped a couple of other characters that didn’t make the cut…

Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow - Headless Horse
Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow – Headless Horse
Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow - Headless Mouse
Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow – Headless Mouse
Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow - Headless Crow
Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow – Headless Crow
Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow - Headless Reindeer
Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow – Headless Reindeer
Justin Johnson Cartoons adult swim, cartoon, cartoon network, cute, funny, halloween, headless crow, headless horse, headless horseman, headless mouse, headless reindeer, justin j. johnson, neat, rigor tortoise, scary, sleepy hollow, spooky, the legend of sleepy hollow, the lost headless characters of sleepy hollow, tim and eric, washington irving

The Nonresilient Waterfall Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson

October 18

Check out this new cartoon! The Nonresilient Waterfall!

The Nonresilient Waterfall by Justin J. Johnson
The Nonresilient Waterfall by Justin J. Johnson
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Ear Clogs and It Ain’t You Boo, It’s Just My Eyes Is Watery

October 17

Check out these new “recordings”

Ear Clogs

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses clogged ears, insanity, corrects himself, and makes a fool of himself.

It Ain’t You Boo, It’s Just My Eyes Is Watery

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses the clinical problems of watery eyes, texas bbq, outdoor patios, and why we should thank the big man upstairs for not giving us misty eyes. BE THANKFUL!

Justin Johnson Recordings adult swim, comedy, comedy central, eric andre, funny, haha, hollywood, justin j. johnson, lol, los angeles, omg, podcast, rigor tortoise, the justin johnson show, thing x, tim and eric

Halloween! Presidents! Comedy! Pumpkins!

October 16

Hello Fair Reader!

I know, I know, you don’t want me to share a fun short from the Rigor Tortoise vault. Oh, wait…you’ll let me if I give you some relevant reasons?
Welp, here you go!

Reasons why you’ll enjoy this short:
-It’s spooky! You love spooky don’t you? You always say Halloween is your favorite time! Well enjoy the time, and get your eyes scared out of your head.
-It involves Presidents! You can’t take your eyes off of the Presidential Election coverage! Romney, Obama, Ryan, Biden, THIS SHORT!
-It’s funny. You like comedy…nay…you LOVE comedy!
-It’s pumpkin-centric! You wish you could have more pumpkin things! Pie, lattes, cake, fish, dirt, THIS SHORT!

Enough reasons? I thought so! So stop with demanding reasons, and just enjoy this Rigor Tortoise short!

Justin Johnson Videos absurd, biden, comedy, cute talking pumpkins, funny, halloween, humor, indie, justin j. johnson, mckinley, mitt, obama, president, presidents, pumpkin, rigor tortoise, romney, ryan, sketch, sketch comedy, snl, stand-up, weird, youtube videos

Foods That Help Sinus Congestion

October 10

Hello Reader! Let me pull back the curtain and give you a little 411 on my personal life. Ready to get to the real dirt?

I have sinus problems.

Pretty regularly actually. And without fail I will Google, “Foods That Help Sinus Congestion” thinking, “oh, I can just eat some specific type of food and that will help!”

Given I’ve done this so often, figured I would make a list of my own! Dr. Justin J. Johnson is in! Hope this list helps!

Foods That Help Sinus Congestion by Justin J. Johnson
Foods That Help Sinus Congestion by Justin J. Johnson
Justin Johnson Essays allergies, comedy, congestion, food help, foods, foods that help sinus congestion, funny, healthy sinus, justin j. johnson, list, list of foods, rigor tortoise, sinus, what to eat for sinus

LobsterDust (Justin J. Johnson & Adam Karell) Returns!

October 8

Tonight, LobsterDust will return! REJOICE! Okay, or just sit there, that’s cool too!

Below is a link to the show we’re doing. It’s at iO West, tonight at 10:30 PM. Come on out, it’s free you jerks!

http://ioimprov.com/west/io/shows/ham-radio

LobsterDust - Justin J. Johnson & Adam Karell - Live Improv!
LobsterDust – Justin J. Johnson & Adam Karell – Live Improv!
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