Latest cartoon: The Handy Dandy
TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE! TODAY at UCB at 5:30 PM!
Make a reservation, or just come on out. 5:30PM today! http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/1693
Baby Giraffe’s Love TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE! at UCB!
Come on out to UCB on Monday, January 21st at 5:30 PM! http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/1693
Jew Barrymore Live at iO West – 10:30 PM
Hey There! For those of you who are anxiously awaiting this evening’s LobsterDust show, I have some bad news. It’s not happening! Adam Karell is training for the Olympics, and won’t be able to attend. GOOD NEWS THOUGH! For the first time in over a year, Alexandra Fox will be sharing the stage with me in our two person show, Jew Barrymore! Come on out! It’s totally free and will definitely be a good show!
Awful Salmonella Jokes by Justin J. Johnson
Listen, sometimes you try and try as hard as you might, to write various salmonella jokes. And you know what? Most times if you’re me, it doesn’t work out. Rather than be shamed by my lack of talent, I figured it’s probably best to just share it with the entire world. Enjoy!
TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE! at UCB on January 21st at 5:30 PM
Hey There! Reserve your seats now for TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE! at UCB on January 21st at 5:30 PM. Make your reservations now!
Mr. Olsen’s “A Teacher’s Audio Diary” Entry 1
Mr. Olsen’s “A Teacher’s Audio Diary.” Principal Smith has instructed Mr. Olsen to keep an audio diary after many encounters with a student, Leif Ericson. Apparently Leif has been playing pranks on Mr. Olsen.
*Warning – Mr. Olsen uses foul language. He’s going through a rough time, so give him a break.
Spun Into a Wove of Gold
Good Luck!
Just wanted to send a note wishing everyone good luck making it out of this apocalypse. May your feet be swift to escape the rushing lava, and may your arms shield you from the torrential downpour of acidic rain. Goshspeed.
-Justin J. Johnson, December 21, 2012