Another installment of Hipster Christmas Miracles.
Hipster Christmas Miracles – Death Grips for Cutie
December 5
SONG: Possum In My Christmas Tree by Justin J. Johnson
December 3
Why call this a demo? I’m not sure, I’m sure not going to be able to keep pace any better, or play any better. Regardless, here’s a cut from what could be a potential X-mas album…we’ll see! Possum in My Christmas Tree!
Loose Leaf Tea Bag vs. On The Loose Leaf Tea Bag by Justin J. Johnson
November 29
New cartoon: Loose Leaf Tea Bag vs. On The Loose Leaf Tea Bag by Justin J. Johnson
Christmas Song – Santa Claus Has a Drinking Problem by Justin J. Johnson
November 20
Why call this a demo? I’m not sure, I’m sure not going to be able to keep pace any better, or play any better. Regardless, here’s a cut from what could be a potential X-mas album…we’ll see! Santa Claus Has a Drinking Problem by Justin J. Johnson.
Justin J. Johnson Responds To YouTube Comments – Episode 0.83
November 3
In this ongoing series, Justin J. Johnson will respond to YouTube comments. We’re not sure he got the message though, because apparently he’s just watching random videos on YouTube and not Rigor Tortoise videos. In any case, don’t forget to subscribe to Rigor Tortoise’s channel and comment!
David Bowie Singing At An Irish Pub in Pico
November 3
Justin J. Johnson discusses the origins of cities including Banana, Missouri, picking words, Q&A’s, how to start your own city, Chipotle, Halloween, not being a mattress, pushing, sleeping on hay, comforts, and take aways.
911 Call – Person Stuck in a Kitchenette
October 29
The Nonresilient Waterfall Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
October 18
Check out this new cartoon! The Nonresilient Waterfall!
Ear Clogs and It Ain’t You Boo, It’s Just My Eyes Is Watery
October 17
Check out these new “recordings”
Ear Clogs
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses clogged ears, insanity, corrects himself, and makes a fool of himself.
It Ain’t You Boo, It’s Just My Eyes Is Watery
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses the clinical problems of watery eyes, texas bbq, outdoor patios, and why we should thank the big man upstairs for not giving us misty eyes. BE THANKFUL!
Halloween! Presidents! Comedy! Pumpkins!
October 16
Hello Fair Reader!
I know, I know, you don’t want me to share a fun short from the Rigor Tortoise vault. Oh, wait…you’ll let me if I give you some relevant reasons?
Welp, here you go!
Reasons why you’ll enjoy this short:
-It’s spooky! You love spooky don’t you? You always say Halloween is your favorite time! Well enjoy the time, and get your eyes scared out of your head.
-It involves Presidents! You can’t take your eyes off of the Presidential Election coverage! Romney, Obama, Ryan, Biden, THIS SHORT!
-It’s funny. You like comedy…nay…you LOVE comedy!
-It’s pumpkin-centric! You wish you could have more pumpkin things! Pie, lattes, cake, fish, dirt, THIS SHORT!
Enough reasons? I thought so! So stop with demanding reasons, and just enjoy this Rigor Tortoise short!