These are videos featuring the writing/producing/acting/etc-ing of Justin J. Johnson
Hey You Jokers! Check it out, Rigor Tortoise featured on Cracked.com. So go over there and leave a negative (orrrr positive) comment already!
Hey! Check out this short I wrote and am in. Merry Christmas and/or everything else!
Enjoy the timeless Rigor Tortoise short, “‘Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving.”
Hey! Check it out, I’m back to engaging with YouTube viewers via: Assassin’s Creed 3 Meets Parkour in Real Life – Justin J. Johnson Responds To YouTube Comments. ENJOY!
Check out my latest YouTube video response! Warning: it’s a bit NSFW (mainly because of the comments, not my foul mouth).
In this ongoing series, Justin J. Johnson will respond to YouTube comments. We’re not sure he got the message though, because apparently he’s just watching random videos on YouTube and not Rigor Tortoise videos. In any case, don’t forget to subscribe to Rigor Tortoise’s channel and comment!
Hello Fair Reader!
I know, I know, you don’t want me to share a fun short from the Rigor Tortoise vault. Oh, wait…you’ll let me if I give you some relevant reasons?
Welp, here you go!
Reasons why you’ll enjoy this short:
-It’s spooky! You love spooky don’t you? You always say Halloween is your favorite time! Well enjoy the time, and get your eyes scared out of your head.
-It involves Presidents! You can’t take your eyes off of the Presidential Election coverage! Romney, Obama, Ryan, Biden, THIS SHORT!
-It’s funny. You like comedy…nay…you LOVE comedy!
-It’s pumpkin-centric! You wish you could have more pumpkin things! Pie, lattes, cake, fish, dirt, THIS SHORT!
Enough reasons? I thought so! So stop with demanding reasons, and just enjoy this Rigor Tortoise short!
If you didn’t make it out to the first TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE, and prefer watching very low quality versions of live shows on YouTube, boy oh boy are you in for a treat! Because below you will find something that’s like Christmas for you! If you don’t…well, don’t worry, because I’m in the process of doing it again.
With the dawn of October 1st upon us, please watch this Rigor Tortoise short, in which we find Found Footage.
Hello! Oh man…way long ago before podcasts really took off, we made one of my favorite sketches, The Podcastigans. I think it has some YouTube licensing somethings or other, so it’s been a bit forgotten, but you can relive it on FunnyOrDie! Re-live the livety..live.