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Santa’s 2023 Naughty and Nice List

January 2

Look, I’m nothing if not an accident prone fella who wants to share secrets…and by that I mean, I LOVE TO SPILL THE TEA! And when I stumbled upon The Big Guy’s “Naughty and Nice List,” you know I had to share it with the world! So, lay your peepers on this list…if you dare!

Clean Cover From Santa's Naughty and Nice List

Remember the Met Gala Cockroach?!  With that dress, of course they’re nice!

Met Gala Cockroach is Nice

Spongebob Dude? How dare you. Of course you got coal!

Spongebob Dude Is Naughty

Of course Unions got on the NICE LIST! Hard working people deserve more and Santa knows it!

Unions Striking Nice!

Couldn’t agree more with The Big Guy. Flounder…you got too much going on!

Little Mermaid Flounder is Naughty

You thought Gwyneth Paltrow was on the naughty list?! Um, no way, NICE, moving on!

Gwyneth Paltrow - Naughty and Nice List

Nobody needs to see some little girl robot dancing ever again! M3GAN, you are naughty!

Creepy M3Gan Robot is Naughty!

Santa gets Nepo babies, and just wishes he had a little Santa Nepo Baby of His Own!

Who Even Cares About Nepo Babies

Of course Barbie makes the Nice List! How could she not!

Barbie is Nice on Naughty and Nice List

Queen Bey on the Nice List! Uncle Johnny made Santa’s SUIT!

Beyonce Makes Nice List on Naughty and Nice List

You know Santa was dancing through the aisles at the North Pole theater when he watched Eras!

Taylor Swift is Nice on the Naughty and Nice List

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Rigor Tortoise – LIVE! – November 8th at 9PM at the Clubhouse

November 7

Holy Moly Mac-a-rolly! Can you even believe another show is coming up!!! I can’t, and I’ll be there, so I better start believin’!

Wednesday, November 8th at 9 PM at the Clubhouse!

https://clubhouseimprov.com/

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Secret Rigor Tortoise Improv Show – Clubhouse – August 23rd!

August 23

Well, well, well. Who doesn’t love secrets?! I’ll tell you, possums! Try to throw one a surprise party, I dare you! They’ll just play dead, and party over. That said, if you’re not a possum…or, let’s say an unafraid possum, you can come to a slightly secret Rigor Tortoise show this very evening!

Come on out to The Clubhouse, tonight at 9PM in the Treehouse theater!

https://clubhouseimprov.com/

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i’m fine – episode 1

February 22

hello…

much like tons of folks, I absolutely lost my mind during the pandemic in a somewhat real way…but I mean, what ARE minds anyway, right?!

to cope with the anxiety of trying to re-enter life and be a human again, I enlisted some friends and shot this true Baghead footage…I’m the Greta Gerwig of 2023.

To be made whole
by being not a witness,
but witnessed.

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A Strange Meditation

July 18

Allow me to lead you on an expertly led guided meditation through Season 4 of Stranger Things.

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Pop Culture Meditation – The Kardashians Finale

July 5

You love two things: pop culture and meditation. Well, well, well, after years of becoming an expert on both, allow this fella to guide through a meditation on the Kardashians finale.

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Reely Good Stuff – New Reel

July 5

Check out the latest reely good content! Get it?!? What a time we’re all having! Anyway, here is a reel cut together from some footage from the award winning series, F#cking 40! If you ask me, this guy’s got more range than a Forno Galiano! (That’s a stove joke)

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Hitting the Wall – Now On YouTube

June 2

Amateur scientist, Justin J. Johnson is developing a solution that will allow him to walk through walls! Like, subscribe, and follow along on this incredibly necessary scientific breakthrough.

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Hitting the Wall THE SERIES on Rizzle!

March 4

Hey Ya’ll! 2021, AMIRIGHT?!?! Well, I’ll tell you how 2021 can be better…follow me in my new series exclusively on RIZZLE!

As an amateur scientist, I’m trying to find a solution that will allow me to walk through a wall! BREAKTHROUGHS!!!

Download, like, explore and more. THAT RHYMED!

https://share.rizzle.tv/yO8Hbi

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Moira Rose = NICE LIST!

December 16

Another image from the LEAKED Naughty and Nice List finds Santa really feelin’ Schitts Creek. I agree!

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