C’mon guys, leave these birds and their sensitive tummy’s alone! This is by far the most accurate impressonation I’ve ever done, a gluten-intolerant bird. The raw emotion I’m able to capture, it’s a true wonder I haven’t been cast in every season of Grey’s Anatomy.
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Can you even believe it?! Rigor Tortoise is performing live again! Prepare yourself for the Wednesday evening you’ve only dreamt of! 9PM! June 26th! At The Clubhouse!
EMERGENCY IMPRESSONATION! That’s right. Sometimes, when you’re the best in the world at impresssonations, the urge strikes, and you gotta do one! Right there, on the road. And this one is a doozy. You know the guy. The early 4-way stop guy. Yeah, well, here he is!
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You know that ice cube? The last one in your ice cube tray? Neglected…cold…ICEY! Well, take a seat and prepare to be transported directly into your freezer for an impressonation!
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You know that hair right? It’s on your face, you can feel it but you can’t, and you’re trying so hard to get it off of your face but it’s more elusive than a Yeti! Well, here’s a pretty uncanny impressonation of it.
There’s no doubt about the fact that Justin Johnson is the best in the world at impressonations. Watch how uncanny it is when he impressonates a record producer for the world famous powerhouse talent that is Megan Thee Stallion.
Follow along on TikTok if you like. Who knows, maybe one day I’ll figure out how to edit things together and give you a list of places to eat and/or a recipe for how to make a cheesy gordita crunch…spoiler alert, it’s one step, you just go to Taco Bell and buy it.
Wow! I mean, there are impersonations, and then there are impressonations. And I don’t think anyone would disagree with the fact that the below impressonation of a sad “do not enter” sign is so spot on, it’s jarring! This is not AI, this is not an actual “do not enter” sign. This is just the work of the best impressonator in the game right now!
Probably the most realistic impressonation you’ll ever see. We all got that friend, or know that person who knows how to figure out what side of the car the gas tank is on.
there’s no doubt about one fact, and one fact only…i’m the best in the world at impressonations. often, people say, “hey justin, come back, where did you go” because my impressonations are so good that i become the person! well, it’s about time i share this talent with the world. watch this, but don’t worry, i’m still there, it’s just an impressonation.
2024? More like, 20-twenty MORE Rigor!!! Am I right?! You know I am! And that’s why I’m happy to say Rigor Tortoise is doing our first show of 2024! LIVE at The Clubhouse, Wednesday January 31st at 9pm!