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Tag: santa claus

Taco Bell = NAUGHTY List

December 15

The LEAKS continue when it comes to Santa’s Naughty and Nice List. Unfortunately, Taco Bell came out Naughty! Can you blame Santa?!

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Dua Lipa = NICE LIST!

December 9

Continuing to leak the pages of Santa’s 2020 Naughty and Nice List…looks like Dua Lipa made it!

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LEAKED – Santa’s 2020 Naughty and Nice List

December 8

Well, well, well…got my hands on this baby, and I’m ready to LEAK IT TO THE WORLD! That’s right ol Santa Clause, THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW!

Follow along as I reveal these sweet secrets on:

www.instagram.com/thejustinjohnsonshow

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What religious affiliation does Santa have?

December 13

Hello!

In case you didn’t know, I LOVE Yahoo! Answers. And as I’ve said before, it’s probably the only good thing that’s come out of the creation of the Internet.

Don’t believe me? Well get this, you ask a question, and then whackjobs answer it! THERE IS NOTHING BETTER! Thus, given my obsession, I finally decided to create an account to get to the bottom of some things that have been itching my brain. Here’s my second question, “What religious affiliation does Santa have?” Click on the link below to log-in and answer!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkVBhQrftUIX8vEQ.jbTW7nsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20121213130851AAYMXZW

What Religious Affiliation Does Santa Have
What Religious Affiliation Does Santa Have

Here’s the copy of my question:
What religious affiliation does Santa have?
I assumed that he was Catholic. One could definitely assume that, but after much thought and seeing photos of Santa hat’s that may or may not have been hiding a Yarmulke I wasn’t sure. Then there was the thought that we may be Buddhist giving the come and go of the season.

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Christmas Song – Santa Claus Has a Drinking Problem by Justin J. Johnson

November 20
Santa Claus is a Drunk by Justin J. Johnson
Santa Claus is a Drunk by Justin J. Johnson

Why call this a demo? I’m not sure, I’m sure not going to be able to keep pace any better, or play any better. Regardless, here’s a cut from what could be a potential X-mas album…we’ll see! Santa Claus Has a Drinking Problem by Justin J. Johnson.

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