podcast | the justin johnson show

Santa Claus is a Chain Smoker

November 30

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses why Santa Claus says “ho, ho, ho,” lung disease, notoriety, noises, foul mouths, Frosty the Snowman, addiction, and of course, how dumb electric cigarettes look!

911 Call – Person Stuck in a Kitchenette

October 29

Ear Clogs and It Ain’t You Boo, It’s Just My Eyes Is Watery

October 17

Check out these new “recordings”

Ear Clogs

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses clogged ears, insanity, corrects himself, and makes a fool of himself.

It Ain’t You Boo, It’s Just My Eyes Is Watery

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses the clinical problems of watery eyes, texas bbq, outdoor patios, and why we should thank the big man upstairs for not giving us misty eyes. BE THANKFUL!

Allergies NUTS by Justin J. Johnson

October 10

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses allergies, the future, the past, the present, worse things, disease, and ROBOTS!

Gentrify Your City With Hipster Palm Trees From Los Angeles

October 8

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses his anger for palm trees. Included are ideas to start a riot, chopping down a palm tree smaller than you, and how to gentrify your neighborhood.

Heaven’s Gate Is Over, Leave The Door Open

October 3

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses “wassup” movies on FunnyOrDie, low quality, high quality, iPads, feel like, think that, you get it.

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses how kids are communicating about eating, as well as why having AAA will save you and the world. (He forgot that he already thinks Kevin James will probably save the world)

Justin J. Johnson’s Captain’s Log – He’s Out of His Mind

October 1

Comedian Justin J. Johnson continues his random recordings. The subject this time: Ham in the shower.

Runners High, Running High by Justin J. Johnson

September 26

Comedian Justin J. Johnson runs high, and by that, means gets a running high as he’s trying to escape the apocalypse.

Identity Theft Is Weird – The Justin Johnson Show

September 25

What are these? What am I doing? Who even knows, quit asking questions, strap yourself up and listen!

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