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Selfie Talk Show Channel Trailer

November 5

If you haven’t checked out the show I co-host, but are itchin’ to know what we’re all about, here is our YouTube Channel Trailer.

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Not Too Late For Great Abs

August 7

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2014 – Working On Your Abs

February 12

2014 is the year you get a six pack! Check this vid, and ab it up!

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Holiday Cooking – How To

November 14

As the holidays approach and your little kitchen paws get busier and busier, allow me to assist you in one of the most difficult things you’ll ever do in your entire lifetime.

Here is an instructional video on How To Hard Boil An Egg. Enjoy!

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How To Boil An Egg

May 15

Sometimes you need a little help boiling eggs. Allow me to assist you.

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How To Tie a Tie

April 4

With Spring upon us and summer approaching, I’m sure you’re going to lots of events in which, let’s face it, you may have to tie a tie. But alas you know not how to do such things. Well lucky for you, there is a source that teaches you the way to perfectly tie a tie. Check it out!

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Giraffe My Ass Off

November 28

Apparently Any Schmuck Can Get a Giraffe!

Oh man! Remember last week when I told you Yahoo! Answers was unreal? Remember when I posted a ridiculous question and assumed somebody would answer it? Well guess what, I WAS RIGHT! Annnnd, apparently giraffes are super easy to import into the United States BUT they do reproduce. Here’s the text as seen below:

“Most subspecies are not endangered, but many are protected. A helicopter doesn’t have the range, and the cost would be ridiculous. Air and ship are the most likely. Check with a zoo. They can probably tell you, and they could also tell you if any are available already in the US for a suitable use, such as a wildlife preserve or another zoo. They do reproduce”

How Do You Import Giraffes ANSWER
How Do You Import Giraffes ANSWER
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How Do You Import Giraffes Into the United States?

November 21

Hello!

I love Yahoo! Answers. I mean, let’s face it, it’s probably the only good thing that’s come out of the creation of the Internet.

Don’t believe me? Well get this, you ask a question, and then whackjobs answer it! THERE IS NOTHING BETTER! Thus, given my obsession, I finally decided to create an account to get to the bottom of some things that have been itching my brain. Here’s my first question, “How Do You Import Giraffes Into the United States?” Click on the link below to log-in and answer!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121121083118AANlIrz

How Do You Import Giraffes Into the United States?
How Do You Import Giraffes Into the United States?
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How To Hard Boil An Egg

June 12

The latest from that creepy “how to” guy.

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The Best Ab Workout You’ll Ever Find!

November 30

Here is the latest in a Rigor Tortoise “How To” series.

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