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Throwdown Thursdays – ACME Comedy – June 27

June 27

Hey Hey Hey! Three “heys????” YOU BETCHA! Anyway, stop ‘hey-ing’ and start coming on out to ACME Comedy in NoHo!

NEW ZINE: How To Become Best Friends w/ The Rock

June 10

Hello Fair Readers!

I have a new zine I’ll be distributing in streets across the world…well, probably mainly just Los Angeles and New York, because, quite frankly, I don’t travel across the world very often! Who am I, Jackie Chan! Because he was in the mov…Across The Wor…ANYWAY!

If you find one and like it, tag me or something. Even if you don’t like it, tag me. AND, if you use it to NOT get bit by a snake OR become best friends with The Rock, heck, tag me. I think the goal here, is…well…to tag me. Well, the goal is to use it to not get bit by a snake and become best friends with The Rock, but…tag me.

Also, you know what phrase I don’t like? Yep, you guessed it, “tag me.” So, as you can imagine, typing all of this is making me sick to my stomach. In any case, here’s where you tag me (UGH, BLECK, PUKE): https://www.instagram.com/thejustinjohnsonshow/

ACME Comedy – Throwdown Thursday

April 24

It’s another last Thursday of the month, can you even believe they keep coming?!?! Well they do! Come on out to ACME Comedy in North Hollywood for two exciting shows I’m in…and heck, stay for the rest of the night, why don’t you!

Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tixxxxxx HERE!

The Drastic Vlasic Cartoon

April 9

Throwdown Thursday – ACME Comedy – March 28th

March 27

Hey Hey Hey!

Three “Hey’s?” You betcha! Why not! One “Hey” is so 1993.

Alright, hey’s aside, come on out to the ACME Comedy Theater this Thursday, March 28th, 2019 where I shall be in not one but TWO shows. Smartypants at 8, and Lobsterdust at 9!!!