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No Mio Review: Love Story – Where Is the Solo Mio?

March 20

Welp. I watched the hit new show, Love Story. And for a show titled Love Story, you’d sure expect some Solo Mio, Matt Taylor. I mean, he’s the definition of a Love Story!

And while the show is full of great performances from Sarah Pidgeon, Paul Anthony Kelly, and Dree Hemingway…who has an insane likeness to Daryl Hannah…the show is missing something!

In fact, I’m questioning the entire historical accuracy of this show. There is definitely a missing piece.

What Is a No Mio Movie Review?
A No Mio Review is a quick comedy movie review where I examine films that seem good, interesting, or even great — but are missing one key thing:

Solo Mio’s Matt Taylor.

Because sometimes a movie doesn’t need a rewrite, a bigger budget, or a new director.

Sometimes it just needs a little more Mio.

If you enjoyed this review, check out the rest of the No Mio Movie Reviews here on the site. Let me know what I should review next!

More Quick Movie Reviews
Scrubs 2026 – No Mio Review
Hoppers Movie – No Mio Review
More short movie reviews from Justin Johnson coming soon.

Hoppers Movie Review – Amazing, But The Film is Missing One Thing

March 9

In my latest No Mio Movie Review, I take a quick look at Hoppers, a movie that is honestly, so so fun!

The premise is weird in a good way (I think this is how most people describe me), the animation looks great, and the cast is unreal. On paper, it feels like the kind of movie that should absolutely work.

But while watching the trailer, I noticed something very important.

Something that keeps happening in movies lately.

They’re missing Solo Mio’s Matt Taylor.

Now, I’m not saying every movie needs Matt Taylor to succeed. But I’m also not not saying that. Imagine the possibilities. Imagine the energy. Imagine the slightly chaotic charisma he could bring to the whole thing.

Would it fix everything?
Maybe…I mean, maybe he can fix everything in life TBH.
Would it improve things?
Almost certainly.

That’s the premise of my No Mio Movie Review series: quick, completely fair, and highly scientific evaluations of movies that are missing the one ingredient Hollywood keeps overlooking.

Watch the full short review below.

What Is a No Mio Movie Review?
A No Mio Review is a quick comedy movie review where I examine films that seem good, interesting, or even great — but are missing one key thing:

Solo Mio’s Matt Taylor.

Because sometimes a movie doesn’t need a rewrite, a bigger budget, or a new director.

Sometimes it just needs a little more Mio.

If you enjoyed this review, check out the rest of the No Mio Movie Reviews here on the site.

More Quick Movie Reviews
Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die – No Mio Review
More short movie reviews from Justin Johnson coming soon.

No Mio Movie Reviews – Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die (Spoiler: IT RULES…with one exception)

March 6

I watched the movie “Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die” and I’m here to tell you…it sorta rules! Don’t worry, no actual spoilers…but Gore Verbinski is in his bag, Sam Rockwell gives a performance for the ages, Haley Lu Richardson does some pretty intense nose bleed acting, and the rest of the cast is unreal. Not to mention, an amazing script from Matthew Robinson.

Check out a more detailed review below, because, to be honest…it was missing one thing.

Let me know what you think, did it rule? Yeah, duh.

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No Mio Movie Review: Wuthering Heights

March 2

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No Mio Reviews: Wuthering Heights #wutheringheights #solomio #review
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Impressonation: Wuthering Heights Meets A Star is Born

February 18

I’m nothing if not, so very talented at doing spot on impressonations…so here is another one. Close your eyes and…honestly guys, it’s like you’re there with Heathcliff and Jackson Maine at a Chick Fil A. Seriously.

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Wuthering Heights meets A Star is Born at ChickFilA…the world asked…nay…needed it! Here it is in my latest Impressonation! #wutheringheights #astarisborn #heathcliff #jacksonmaine
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Rigor Tortoise LIVE at The Clubhouse! February 11th at 9PM

February 11

Come join our Valentine’s Day celebration (please note, it will just be improv, probably not a ton of Valentine’s…but hell, bring any V-Day cards you like) tonight, February 11th at 9PM at The Clubhouse!

Chain Wallets From 1995 are Naughty!

December 16

Oh man, first up from Santa’s Naughty and Nice List in 1995…chain wallets are #NAUGHTY

Makes sense! Santa doesn’t want Rudolph’s antler getting tied up in his sweet Harley chain that hangs far too low but he wears just in case..,so he doesn’t lose it and it’s always connected to him???

WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE OF CHAIN WALLETS!!

Santa’s Naughty and Nice List from 1995!

December 16

listen…I’m sneaky…some would say, as sneaky as they get!

has my sneakiness led towards me stealing Santa’s naughty and nice list every year despite increased security at the north pole? you betcha. after all, I am all Ocean’s 11.

but this year…couldn’t do it.
it’s been a rough year.

so I found the jolly one himself and I apologized…not because I’ve stolen the Naughty and Nice list every year, but because it’s been a rizzler-less, 6-7, brain rot summer into seasonal depression, a ted sarand-oh-no’s of a year…low aura, high-yap, touch grass…gross.

the big man gets it. so he gave me the naughty and nice list. not for this year…but for 1995.

enjoy the vibes, and hard launch going back to then.

lobsterdust returns!

June 20

You’ve waited, you’ve wished, you’ve dare I say, clamored. We listened. Adam Karell and I take the stage again as LOBSTERDUST! Come on out Saturday, June 21st at 8 PM at Write Act Rep!

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The Crunchy Scrunchy Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson

May 7

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