I’m nothing if not, so very talented at doing spot on impressonations…so here is another one. Close your eyes and…honestly guys, it’s like you’re there with Heathcliff and Jackson Maine at a Chick Fil A. Seriously.
@thejustinjohnsonshow Wuthering Heights meets A Star is Born at ChickFilA…the world asked…nay…needed it! Here it is in my latest Impressonation! #wutheringheights #astarisborn #heathcliff #jacksonmaine
Come join our Valentine’s Day celebration (please note, it will just be improv, probably not a ton of Valentine’s…but hell, bring any V-Day cards you like) tonight, February 11th at 9PM at The Clubhouse!
We’re back at it, lucky to once again share the stage with Honeymoon. Come on out to the Clubhouse for what is guaranteed to be an evening for the ages.
You’ve waited, you’ve wished, you’ve dare I say, clamored. We listened. Adam Karell and I take the stage again as LOBSTERDUST! Come on out Saturday, June 21st at 8 PM at Write Act Rep!
Tix Link HERE:
Look, do I think AI and ChatGPT is horrible for the business of creatives, and just in general? Yes! Should I be saying this out loud for fear that robots will murder me? NO I SHOULD NOT! But…I am not good at promoting, and you know who is? My ol friend ChattyGPTizzle. Here’s what I asked, and here’s what I got. You know this post is gonna go so viral and our show is gonna be bigger than Babs at The Hollywood Bowl!
What I asked, and probably would have used because I’m just a dumb human:
Create an image post that I can use on Instagram to announce a live show Rigor Tortoise is having this Friday at The Brickhouse Theater in North Hollywood. The show is at 8PM and it is the return of Greg Castle! Greg was abducted many years ago, and we’re so happy he escaped his captors, and the very first thing he wanted to do was an improv show. The show is $15, and includes food and drink from King’s Hawaiian. King’s Hawaiian was a staple of my youth as a very fat kid. I’d eat the whole tray, and guess what, I wouldn’t put it in the oven, I’d raw dog it. Oh, and make this like a teaser, you know? Cuz we still got a week, so I gotta post over and over again. Also, I don’t think there is a link. But, people can figure it out, right? It might be at the door? Okay, make this Instagram post! Also, it’s gotta go viral baby!
What I freakin got!
🎉 IT’S ALIVE! 🎉
Get ready for an EPIC night of laughs and surprises! Rigor Tortoise is BACK with an incredible live show this Friday at The Brickhouse Theater in North Hollywood!
🗓️ Date: This Friday
🕗 Time: 8 PM
📍 Location: The Brickhouse Theater, North Hollywood
💥 THE RETURN OF GREG CASTLE 💥
Yes, you read that right! Greg Castle is BACK! After being abducted years ago, he miraculously escaped his captors. And what’s the first thing he wanted to do? An IMPROV SHOW with YOU! 🙌
🎟️ Admission: $15
Includes delicious food and drink from King’s Hawaiian! 🍍
King’s Hawaiian was a staple of my youth. I used to devour the entire tray raw – no oven needed! 😋
This is just a teaser, folks! Stay tuned for more updates as we count down to the big day. Spread the word, grab your friends, and let’s make this night unforgettable!
No link needed – you know where to find us!
🔥 #RigorTortoise #GregCastleReturns #LiveShow #ImprovComedy #KingsHawaiian #ComedyNight #NorthHollywoodEvents #ItsAlive
EMERGENCY IMPRESSONATION! That’s right. Sometimes, when you’re the best in the world at impresssonations, the urge strikes, and you gotta do one! Right there, on the road. And this one is a doozy. You know the guy. The early 4-way stop guy. Yeah, well, here he is!
Follow along on Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustinjohnsonshow
Holy Moly Mac-a-rolly! Can you even believe another show is coming up!!! I can’t, and I’ll be there, so I better start believin’!
Wednesday, November 8th at 9 PM at the Clubhouse!
You love two things: pop culture and meditation. Well, well, well, after years of becoming an expert on both, allow this fella to guide through a meditation on the Kardashians finale.
Hey Hey! Come celebrate what’s sure to be one of the final days in the month of February in the year 2020!
Hey Hey! It’s 2020, you’re amped because things are going pretty well, you’re year is off to a smash and January is about to close…whaddyado?! GO SEE LIVE IMPROV! DUH!!!!!!!!!
Come on out to Lobsterdust’s first show of 2020 and see us celebrate YOU!
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/throwdown-thursday-9pm-show-tickets-89548677505?ref=ecal