Come join our Valentine’s Day celebration (please note, it will just be improv, probably not a ton of Valentine’s…but hell, bring any V-Day cards you like) tonight, February 11th at 9PM at The Clubhouse!
Look, do I think AI and ChatGPT is horrible for the business of creatives, and just in general? Yes! Should I be saying this out loud for fear that robots will murder me? NO I SHOULD NOT! But…I am not good at promoting, and you know who is? My ol friend ChattyGPTizzle. Here’s what I asked, and here’s what I got. You know this post is gonna go so viral and our show is gonna be bigger than Babs at The Hollywood Bowl!
What I asked, and probably would have used because I’m just a dumb human:
Create an image post that I can use on Instagram to announce a live show Rigor Tortoise is having this Friday at The Brickhouse Theater in North Hollywood. The show is at 8PM and it is the return of Greg Castle! Greg was abducted many years ago, and we’re so happy he escaped his captors, and the very first thing he wanted to do was an improv show. The show is $15, and includes food and drink from King’s Hawaiian. King’s Hawaiian was a staple of my youth as a very fat kid. I’d eat the whole tray, and guess what, I wouldn’t put it in the oven, I’d raw dog it. Oh, and make this like a teaser, you know? Cuz we still got a week, so I gotta post over and over again. Also, I don’t think there is a link. But, people can figure it out, right? It might be at the door? Okay, make this Instagram post! Also, it’s gotta go viral baby!
What I freakin got!
🎉 IT’S ALIVE! 🎉
Get ready for an EPIC night of laughs and surprises! Rigor Tortoise is BACK with an incredible live show this Friday at The Brickhouse Theater in North Hollywood!
🗓️ Date: This Friday
🕗 Time: 8 PM
📍 Location: The Brickhouse Theater, North Hollywood
💥 THE RETURN OF GREG CASTLE 💥
Yes, you read that right! Greg Castle is BACK! After being abducted years ago, he miraculously escaped his captors. And what’s the first thing he wanted to do? An IMPROV SHOW with YOU! 🙌
🎟️ Admission: $15
Includes delicious food and drink from King’s Hawaiian! 🍍
King’s Hawaiian was a staple of my youth. I used to devour the entire tray raw – no oven needed! 😋
This is just a teaser, folks! Stay tuned for more updates as we count down to the big day. Spread the word, grab your friends, and let’s make this night unforgettable!
No link needed – you know where to find us!
🔥 #RigorTortoise #GregCastleReturns #LiveShow #ImprovComedy #KingsHawaiian #ComedyNight #NorthHollywoodEvents #ItsAlive
Can you even believe it?! Rigor Tortoise is performing live again! Prepare yourself for the Wednesday evening you’ve only dreamt of! 9PM! June 26th! At The Clubhouse!
Holy Moly Mac-a-rolly! Can you even believe another show is coming up!!! I can’t, and I’ll be there, so I better start believin’!
Wednesday, November 8th at 9 PM at the Clubhouse!
Well, well, well, Christmas come early, eh? Rigor Tortoise is returning with a Chris Alvarado in tow. Come on out, check it out, be about it, do it, just do it, let’s do this, pick a phrase that indicates you coming on out to see this show and do it.
Link for tix below…but guess what? It’s free beautiful babies, so you don’t even need to buy a ticket!
https://www.io-west.com/event/1581923-rigor-tortoise-friends-los-angeles/
Come to iO West on Wednesday, September 16th at 11:30 PM as we bid Greg Castle adieu.
http://ioimprov.com/west/show/rigor-tortoise/
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Here’s a seasonal treat for you that’s spoooOOooOoooky! Do I make it to the end? You decide.
BOO! Oh man, you’re so silly. You got scared from that? Unbelievable. Buck up friend, because I’m a) using the phrase “buck up” and b) doing a show with Rigor Tortoise! It’s part of Tiny Marbles Giant Hour at The Clubhouse. And, it’s FREE! Nothing’s scarier than FREE COMEDY! Come on out! BOO!
Tonight I’m doing a fun two-person improv show with fellow Rigor Tortoise member, Dustin Sterling. We’ve talked about doing it for a while now, and it’s finally happening. So if you’re in the LA area and want to see a free fun show, check it out at iO West http://ioimprov.com/west/
