You’ve waited, you’ve wished, you’ve dare I say, clamored.Β We listened.Β Adam Karell and I take the stage again as LOBSTERDUST!Β Come on out Saturday, June 21st at 8 PM at Write Act Rep!
Tix Link HERE:

You’ve waited, you’ve wished, you’ve dare I say, clamored.Β We listened.Β Adam Karell and I take the stage again as LOBSTERDUST!Β Come on out Saturday, June 21st at 8 PM at Write Act Rep!
Tix Link HERE:

Look, do I think AI and ChatGPT is horrible for the business of creatives, and just in general? Yes! Should I be saying this out loud for fear that robots will murder me? NO I SHOULD NOT! But…I am not good at promoting, and you know who is? My ol friend ChattyGPTizzle. Here’s what I asked, and here’s what I got. You know this post is gonna go so viral and our show is gonna be bigger than Babs at The Hollywood Bowl!
What I asked, and probably would have used because I’m just a dumb human:
Create an image post that I can use on Instagram to announce a live show Rigor Tortoise is having this Friday at The Brickhouse Theater in North Hollywood. The show is at 8PM and it is the return of Greg Castle! Greg was abducted many years ago, and we’re so happy he escaped his captors, and the very first thing he wanted to do was an improv show. The show is $15, and includes food and drink from King’s Hawaiian. King’s Hawaiian was a staple of my youth as a very fat kid. I’d eat the whole tray, and guess what, I wouldn’t put it in the oven, I’d raw dog it. Oh, and make this like a teaser, you know? Cuz we still got a week, so I gotta post over and over again. Also, I don’t think there is a link. But, people can figure it out, right? It might be at the door? Okay, make this Instagram post! Also, it’s gotta go viral baby!
What I freakin got!
π IT’S ALIVE! π
Get ready for an EPIC night of laughs and surprises! Rigor Tortoise is BACK with an incredible live show this Friday at The Brickhouse Theater in North Hollywood!
ποΈ Date: This Friday
π Time: 8 PM
π Location: The Brickhouse Theater, North Hollywood
π₯ THE RETURN OF GREG CASTLE π₯
Yes, you read that right! Greg Castle is BACK! After being abducted years ago, he miraculously escaped his captors. And whatβs the first thing he wanted to do? An IMPROV SHOW with YOU! π
ποΈ Admission: $15
Includes delicious food and drink from Kingβs Hawaiian! π
Kingβs Hawaiian was a staple of my youth. I used to devour the entire tray raw β no oven needed! π
This is just a teaser, folks! Stay tuned for more updates as we count down to the big day. Spread the word, grab your friends, and letβs make this night unforgettable!
No link needed β you know where to find us!
π₯ #RigorTortoise #GregCastleReturns #LiveShow #ImprovComedy #KingsHawaiian #ComedyNight #NorthHollywoodEvents #ItsAlive
Can you even believe it?! Rigor Tortoise is performing live again! Prepare yourself for the Wednesday evening you’ve only dreamt of! 9PM! June 26th! At The Clubhouse!
Holy Moly Mac-a-rolly! Can you even believe another show is coming up!!! I can’t, and I’ll be there, so I better start believin’!
Wednesday, November 8th at 9 PM at the Clubhouse!
Hey Hey! Come celebrate what’s sure to be one of the final days in the month of February in the year 2020!

Hey Hey! It’s 2020, you’re amped because things are going pretty well, you’re year is off to a smash and January is about to close…whaddyado?! GO SEE LIVE IMPROV! DUH!!!!!!!!!
Come on out to Lobsterdust’s first show of 2020 and see us celebrate YOU!

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/throwdown-thursday-9pm-show-tickets-89548677505?ref=ecal
This Thursday, December 12th, I’ll be doing a Lobsterdust show at ACME Comedy AND as if it weren’t enough that the ticket you purchase gets you a belly full of laughs and fun…it also goes to a great cause!
In December, half of ticket sales proceeds will benefit The Midnight Mission, Para Los Ninos, and the LAFD Foundation. Join us for laughs, and help us share some holiday cheer with others in our community!

Hey You! Couple more shows coming your way! Live this Thursday at ACME Comedy! Can you even believe it! Come at 8 for SmartyPants, stay at 9 for Lobsterdust, and heck, even though I’m not in the StandProv show, stay for that too! In fact, sleep in the theatre, why not! Live your life! You DO YOU!

Hey Hey Hey! Three “heys????” YOU BETCHA! Anyway, stop ‘hey-ing’ and start coming on out to ACME Comedy in NoHo!
