Here’s a seasonal treat for you that’s spoooOOooOoooky! Do I make it to the end? You decide.
Tiny Marbles Giant Hour – Rigor Tortoise Halloween!
BOO! Oh man, you’re so silly. You got scared from that? Unbelievable. Buck up friend, because I’m a) using the phrase “buck up” and b) doing a show with Rigor Tortoise! It’s part of Tiny Marbles Giant Hour at The Clubhouse. And, it’s FREE! Nothing’s scarier than FREE COMEDY! Come on out! BOO!

Scary Found Footage
Tis the season…continues aka: contis the season? Anyway! Here’s another SPOOKY short I wrote and am in, for Rigor Tortoise. GET READY TO BE SCARED (and laugh?)
Headless Horses, Mice, Reindeers & Crows
Few people know this, but before there was the “Headless Horseman” in Washington Irving’s “Legend of Sleepy Hollow,” he work shopped a couple of other characters that didn’t make the cut…




Presidential Pumpkin – SCARY!
Tis the season! Here’s an old Rigor Tortoise sketch I helped write and appear in. BOO!
How Do I Get My Arm Hair To Grow Longer?
It’s a valid question! AM I RIGHT?! In any case, I didn’t know the answer so I took to the only community of people who could answer…Yahoo! Answers! as a part of my “experimenting with asking the Internet dumb questions” series.
Click the following link to chime in and/or read the ridiculous responses: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130926095500AAiT0ZD

Deadpan Pan
How To Hijack a PSA
Here’s a short from Rigor Tortoise past.
Cage Free Eggs Cartoon
Rigor Tortoise @ SketchMelt!

Stoked to be performing with Rigor Tortoise at SketchMelt!
Here are some deets:
Date: Thursday – September 5, 2013 – 08:30 PM
Location: Nerdist Showroom – Los Angeles
Doors Open 08:15 PM
SketchMelt proudly presents a showcase of the best of new live and video sketch comedy every month! Guaranteed to be totally sketch.
See live and video sketches by
Pearlstorm
Dust Bowl Kids
Tony Cavalero
Rigor Tortoise
Graham Beckett
Rajan Dharni
Drew Droege
Sela Shiloni
Hosted by Brad Gage [Family Sandwich] and Christian Spicer [Double Jump, IMPRO(vs)TANDUP] with Danielle N. Kramer [Booze Cruise]!
$8 in advance, $10 at the door
Buy tix and dix here: https://www.nerdmeltla.com/tickets2/index.php?event_id=597