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Siren Machines Are Ruining My Hot Sauce Flow

October 29




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Happy Halloween – Presidential Pumpkin

October 15

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Live Free, Die Fun Alpaca

June 18
Alpaca
Alpaca
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Steve Has a Canker Sore!

June 17

Steve has a canker sore and nothing will help get rid of it!

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Dumb Bill Dataface

January 9
Dumb Bill Dataface by Justin J Johnson
Dumb Bill Dataface by Justin J Johnson
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The Night Before Thanksgiving

November 22

As it approaches, remember this fable.

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Holiday Cooking – How To

November 14

As the holidays approach and your little kitchen paws get busier and busier, allow me to assist you in one of the most difficult things you’ll ever do in your entire lifetime.

Here is an instructional video on How To Hard Boil An Egg. Enjoy!

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If You’re Not Part of the Solution, You’re Part of the Problem – Cartoon

November 4

Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson

If You're Not Part of the Solution, You're Part of the Problem
If You’re Not Part of the Solution, You’re Part of the Problem
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Presidential Pumpkin – SCARY!

October 3

Tis the season! Here’s an old Rigor Tortoise sketch I helped write and appear in. BOO!

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How Do I Get My Arm Hair To Grow Longer?

September 26

It’s a valid question! AM I RIGHT?! In any case, I didn’t know the answer so I took to the only community of people who could answer…Yahoo! Answers! as a part of my “experimenting with asking the Internet dumb questions” series.

Click the following link to chime in and/or read the ridiculous responses: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130926095500AAiT0ZD

How Do I Get My Arm Hair To Grow Longer
How Do I Get My Arm Hair To Grow Longer
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