2024? More like, 20-twenty MORE Rigor!!! Am I right?! You know I am! And that’s why I’m happy to say Rigor Tortoise is doing our first show of 2024! LIVE at The Clubhouse, Wednesday January 31st at 9pm!
Hello Reader of Websites! Or, maybe just this website. Can you imagine, if you only go on one website ever, and it’s this one?! What an honor! I should publish more content for you!
Anyway…so your belly is stuffed and you’re ready to laugh but you don’t know how?!?! Well lemme tell you!
Lucky for you, I’ll be taking part in a UCB Spank show on December 3rd with Hooch! It’s called Diffi-Cult friends, and it’s sure to be a blast! Come on out, won’t you. Yes, you, the person who only goes on my website…and…everyone else!
Hey You! Couple more shows coming your way! Live this Thursday at ACME Comedy! Can you even believe it! Come at 8 for SmartyPants, stay at 9 for Lobsterdust, and heck, even though I’m not in the StandProv show, stay for that too! In fact, sleep in the theatre, why not! Live your life! You DO YOU!
Hey Hey Hey! Three “heys????” YOU BETCHA! Anyway, stop ‘hey-ing’ and start coming on out to ACME Comedy in NoHo!
It’s another last Thursday of the month, can you even believe they keep coming?!?! Well they do! Come on out to ACME Comedy in North Hollywood for two exciting shows I’m in…and heck, stay for the rest of the night, why don’t you!
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tixxxxxx HERE!
Hey Hey Hey!
Three “Hey’s?” You betcha! Why not! One “Hey” is so 1993.
Alright, hey’s aside, come on out to the ACME Comedy Theater this Thursday, March 28th, 2019 where I shall be in not one but TWO shows. Smartypants at 8, and Lobsterdust at 9!!!
TIX: ACME Tixxxxxx
Come check out Adam Karell and I as Lobsterdust at ACME Comedy on Thursday, February 28th at 9:00 PM!
You probably have come on this website…well, probably not…but let’s say you did, and you were like, man I’d love to see Justin on a screen at a festival, but I live in Buffalo and Philadelphia! Well first off, look at you, you lil jetsetter! TWO HOMES! What a life you’re living!
And, lucky for you lil jetsetter (also, what is a jetsetter, am I using that right?!!?), a series I’m in is coming to s festival near you!
PHILLY JETSETTIN’
LINK: https://firstglancefilms.com/schedule/
BUFFALO JETSETTIN’
LINK: https://www.buffalofilm.org/lineup/events/biff-episodic-comedies/
Hey Human! ORrrrrrRRRr robot! Like going out on Thursday nights? Why not come out to the Clubhouse this Thursday September 27th at 8PM to see some sketch comedy!
WHAT?!?! YES!!! OKAY!!!! These are words!!!! More words? SURE! Come check out LobsterDust as we begin a monthly residency at Improv Orphanage!
Thursday, July 26th at 8PM!
Adam Karell and I do stuff!