Earth, Art, Fart
August 11
Dog Farts by Justin J. Johnson
October 1
The Master Doesn’t Want You To Fart In People’s Faces
September 24
Saw PTA’s “The Master” this weekend, and it has really stuck with me. And by “stuck with me” I mean, I can’t stop saying, “I want to fart in your face.”
Whoops! Spoiler alert!!! Farts are mentioned in “The Master.”
It stuck with me in other ways too, I’m not a heathen! Just a guy who loves fart references in very intense situations. Just ask every school counselor I’ve ever had.
Also, it’s safe to say, “I want to fart in your face” is the new “I drink your milkshake!”
Slugs Fart
April 26
Deadmau5 Fart Noise Grammys
February 16
Listen, I don’t know how the Internet works. And guess what? I’m not about to find out. Ask me if I want to know how a magician saws people in half. Go ahead, ask. Ask away. Seriously, this is getting weird, just ask.
OF COURSE I DON’T WANNA KNOW HOW A MAGICIAN SAWS PEOPLE IN HALF!
It’s magic, and as far as I’m concerned, so is the Internet.
However, I do know that when I post stuff, sometimes there is a box that I know nothing about that includes search terms. I guess this is what people are searching for? Regardless, it is a hard and fast note to myself to make sure I’m producing more stuff that involves fart noises and Deadmau5 fart noises grammys. Wait…I guess I should just include that a bunch right? Isn’t that how the Internet works, you have terms and people search them and find things? Wait a minute! You tricked me! Don’t try to tell me how the Internet works, I already told you I don’t want to know! JERKS!
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