Listen, you guys do what you want with your Wednesday evenings, but I’m going to use mine to crappily record a monologue while I play guitar and harmonica.
A Boring Monologue About Guacamole Accompanied By Me Playing Guitar and Harmonica
November 8
David Bowie Singing At An Irish Pub in Pico
November 3
Justin J. Johnson discusses the origins of cities including Banana, Missouri, picking words, Q&A’s, how to start your own city, Chipotle, Halloween, not being a mattress, pushing, sleeping on hay, comforts, and take aways.
911 Call – Person Stuck in a Kitchenette
October 29
You’re a Man Dressed Up As a Woman Who Is Dressed Up Like Nicolas Cage!
October 25
Ear Clogs and It Ain’t You Boo, It’s Just My Eyes Is Watery
October 17
Check out these new “recordings”
Ear Clogs
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses clogged ears, insanity, corrects himself, and makes a fool of himself.
It Ain’t You Boo, It’s Just My Eyes Is Watery
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses the clinical problems of watery eyes, texas bbq, outdoor patios, and why we should thank the big man upstairs for not giving us misty eyes. BE THANKFUL!
Allergies NUTS by Justin J. Johnson
October 10
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses allergies, the future, the past, the present, worse things, disease, and ROBOTS!
Gentrify Your City With Hipster Palm Trees From Los Angeles
October 8
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses his anger for palm trees. Included are ideas to start a riot, chopping down a palm tree smaller than you, and how to gentrify your neighborhood.
This Woman Loves The Most Exotic Marigold Hotel
October 5
This Woman Loves The Most Exotic Marigold Hotel…
Heaven’s Gate Is Over, Leave The Door Open
October 3
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses “wassup” movies on FunnyOrDie, low quality, high quality, iPads, feel like, think that, you get it.
Munch Munch, Grub Grub
October 3
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses how kids are communicating about eating, as well as why having AAA will save you and the world. (He forgot that he already thinks Kevin James will probably save the world)