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Category: Justin J. Johnson Vine

Not a True Detective, #CastJustin in Hocus Pocus 2!

October 2

So apparently it’s “official” that I have not been cast as the lead in True Detective 2. BIG LOSS HBO! BIG LOSS! That said, I’m not one to dwell, so I’ve set my sights on another project. Hocus Pocus 2! And this time, why not be more specific and go after a definite role. Thus, I stand atop this hill and yell to the valley of casting directors everywhere… #CastJustin in #HocusPocus2 as #MarySandersonsDaughter Follow me on the journey through Vine and Twitter.

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Sally Field Monologues

May 1

Don’t not tell me I’m the best Sally Field monologist.

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Haunted by a Native American Ghost

April 25

I was recently haunted and had an encounter with a Native American Ghost. Please see below…

First, I found out I was being haunted…

Then, I found proof…

And finally I accidentally got him with his bow and arrow…

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Cookie Monster is Not a Vegan!

March 27

I keep trying to tell Cookie to be healthier but he just ain’t into it! vine.co/v/bjA2VLTidP2

— justinjjohnson (@justinjjohnson) March 27, 2013

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American Apparel Kids!

March 25

Had an interesting experience with an American Apparel kid. Check it out:

American Apparel Kids Are Weird! vine.co/v/bDODurDXUYV

— justinjjohnson (@justinjjohnson) March 23, 2013

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Engelbert Humperdinck Takes Over!

March 13

Last evening Engelbert Humperdinck decided to take over my Vine. Hypnotized and twisted.

Hypnotized by Engelbert Humperdinck. #Humperdinck vine.co/v/bdalhI0vq00

— justinjjohnson (@justinjjohnson) March 13, 2013

#Tornado #Humperdinck vine.co/v/bdWZMaB2Mjb

— justinjjohnson (@justinjjohnson) March 13, 2013

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Shrimp Tonite?

March 12

Shrimp Tonite. #HenryMiller #Shrimp #DontEatShrimpReadingHenryMiller vine.co/v/bwjUZxZbKZV

— justinjjohnson (@justinjjohnson) March 11, 2013

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Birth of a Kitten – Psychedlikitten

March 5

The self proclaimed best vine video documentarian of animal births, Justin J. Johnson sets his camera upon the birth of cute.

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— justinjjohnson (@justinjjohnson) March 5, 2013

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