listen…I’m sneaky…some would say, as sneaky as they get!
has my sneakiness led towards me stealing Santa’s naughty and nice list every year despite increased security at the north pole? you betcha. after all, I am all Ocean’s 11.
but this year…couldn’t do it. it’s been a rough year.
so I found the jolly one himself and I apologized…not because I’ve stolen the Naughty and Nice list every year, but because it’s been a rizzler-less, 6-7, brain rot summer into seasonal depression, a ted sarand-oh-no’s of a year…low aura, high-yap, touch grass…gross.
the big man gets it. so he gave me the naughty and nice list. not for this year…but for 1995.
enjoy the vibes, and hard launch going back to then.
I asked a robot to write the below. Turns out, they’re very enthusiastic. But really, all you need is in the poster, amIwrite? Also, robots promise a lot! I can only promise three things the robot mentions in this promo material…and I ain’t telling ya which three. In any case, come on out this weekend.
Get ready for an unforgettable night of laughter and spontaneity! Rigor Tortoise, North Hollywood’s premier improv comedy group, is back with a special live performance you won’t want to miss.
Event Details:
When: Saturday, January 25th at 8 PM
Where: The Brickhouse Theatre, North Hollywood
Tickets: Just $15, including food, snacks, and an incredible night of entertainment
This weekend’s show will feature a hilarious set from Rigor Tortoise and a special performance by the talented KMAD, our featured act. Adding to the excitement, Greg Castle, one of Rigor Tortoise’s original members, is making a triumphant return to the stage for this event.
Whether you’re a longtime fan or a first-timer, this show promises to be a night of laughter, creativity, and surprises. Plus, your ticket includes delicious food and snacks, making it an unbeatable value.
Why You Should Join Us:
Unpredictable Fun: Improv comedy is all about creating magic in the moment, and our performers are ready to deliver.
Reunion Performance: Don’t miss Greg Castle’s return to the group!
Great Atmosphere: The Brickhouse Theatre is the perfect venue for an intimate and laughter-filled evening.
All-Inclusive Tickets: Enjoy comedy, food, and snacks for just $15.
Grab your friends, mark your calendars, and join us for an amazing night of comedy at The Brickhouse Theatre. Seats are limited, so be sure to secure your tickets now!
How to Get Tickets:
Tickets are available at the door. Don’t wait—this show is expected to sell out quickly!
Well, well, well, Christmas come early, eh? Rigor Tortoise is returning with a Chris Alvarado in tow. Come on out, check it out, be about it, do it, just do it, let’s do this, pick a phrase that indicates you coming on out to see this show and do it.
Link for tix below…but guess what? It’s free beautiful babies, so you don’t even need to buy a ticket!
Listen, live your life however you see fit, but my advice is live it FULLY. And if you’re living it fully, you’re probably taking advantage of every opportunity and you’re probably watching movies. Lot of probably’s here.
My suggestion? Watch this one. Got to spend a solid day in the most terrifying building I’ve ever been in working on it. Bones chilled. Boners? Chilled (in a cool way, get it?)
Listen. These are trying times, and trying times call for trying measures. Bring your sweety and this 2 for 1 to the iO box office this Saturday Night Live and get…2 tickets for the price of 1.
