You know that hair right? It’s on your face, you can feel it but you can’t, and you’re trying so hard to get it off of your face but it’s more elusive than a Yeti! Well, here’s a pretty uncanny impressonation of it.
there’s no doubt about one fact, and one fact only…i’m the best in the world at impressonations. often, people say, “hey justin, come back, where did you go” because my impressonations are so good that i become the person! well, it’s about time i share this talent with the world. watch this, but don’t worry, i’m still there, it’s just an impressonation.
hello…
much like tons of folks, I absolutely lost my mind during the pandemic in a somewhat real way…but I mean, what ARE minds anyway, right?!
to cope with the anxiety of trying to re-enter life and be a human again, I enlisted some friends and shot this true Baghead footage…I’m the Greta Gerwig of 2023.
To be made whole
by being not a witness,
but witnessed.
Check out the latest reely good content! Get it?!? What a time we’re all having! Anyway, here is a reel cut together from some footage from the award winning series, F#cking 40! If you ask me, this guy’s got more range than a Forno Galiano! (That’s a stove joke)
Hey Ya’ll! 2021, AMIRIGHT?!?! Well, I’ll tell you how 2021 can be better…follow me in my new series exclusively on RIZZLE!
As an amateur scientist, I’m trying to find a solution that will allow me to walk through a wall! BREAKTHROUGHS!!!
Download, like, explore and more. THAT RHYMED!
https://share.rizzle.tv/yO8Hbi
Continuing to leak the pages of Santa’s 2020 Naughty and Nice List…looks like Dua Lipa made it!
Well, well, well…got my hands on this baby, and I’m ready to LEAK IT TO THE WORLD! That’s right ol Santa Clause, THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW!
Follow along as I reveal these sweet secrets on:
Hey! Let’s get heavy for a minute. Life is full of changes. Am I right? But you know what’s not changing? The fact that the web series I was in, F#cking 40 keeps getting nominated for awards!
Check out the full list here:
https://www.indieseriesawards.com/2020/01/11th-Annual-Indie-Series-Awards.html
Hey Hey! It’s 2020, you’re amped because things are going pretty well, you’re year is off to a smash and January is about to close…whaddyado?! GO SEE LIVE IMPROV! DUH!!!!!!!!!
Come on out to Lobsterdust’s first show of 2020 and see us celebrate YOU!
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/throwdown-thursday-9pm-show-tickets-89548677505?ref=ecal
Hello Fair Readers!
I have a new zine I’ll be distributing in streets across the world…well, probably mainly just Los Angeles and New York, because, quite frankly, I don’t travel across the world very often! Who am I, Jackie Chan! Because he was in the mov…Across The Wor…ANYWAY!
If you find one and like it, tag me or something. Even if you don’t like it, tag me. AND, if you use it to NOT get bit by a snake OR become best friends with The Rock, heck, tag me. I think the goal here, is…well…to tag me. Well, the goal is to use it to not get bit by a snake and become best friends with The Rock, but…tag me.
Also, you know what phrase I don’t like? Yep, you guessed it, “tag me.” So, as you can imagine, typing all of this is making me sick to my stomach. In any case, here’s where you tag me (UGH, BLECK, PUKE): https://www.instagram.com/thejustinjohnsonshow/