Continuing to leak the pages of Santa’s 2020 Naughty and Nice List…looks like Dua Lipa made it!
Dua Lipa = NICE LIST!
December 9
LEAKED – Santa’s 2020 Naughty and Nice List
December 8
Well, well, well…got my hands on this baby, and I’m ready to LEAK IT TO THE WORLD! That’s right ol Santa Clause, THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW!
Follow along as I reveal these sweet secrets on:
Indie Series Award Nominations!
January 30
Hey! Let’s get heavy for a minute. Life is full of changes. Am I right? But you know what’s not changing? The fact that the web series I was in, F#cking 40 keeps getting nominated for awards!
Check out the full list here:
https://www.indieseriesawards.com/2020/01/11th-Annual-Indie-Series-Awards.html
Lobsterdust LIVE @ Throwdown Thursday – ACME Comedy
January 30
Hey Hey! It’s 2020, you’re amped because things are going pretty well, you’re year is off to a smash and January is about to close…whaddyado?! GO SEE LIVE IMPROV! DUH!!!!!!!!!
Come on out to Lobsterdust’s first show of 2020 and see us celebrate YOU!
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/throwdown-thursday-9pm-show-tickets-89548677505?ref=ecal
NEW ZINE: How To Become Best Friends w/ The Rock
June 10
Hello Fair Readers!
I have a new zine I’ll be distributing in streets across the world…well, probably mainly just Los Angeles and New York, because, quite frankly, I don’t travel across the world very often! Who am I, Jackie Chan! Because he was in the mov…Across The Wor…ANYWAY!
If you find one and like it, tag me or something. Even if you don’t like it, tag me. AND, if you use it to NOT get bit by a snake OR become best friends with The Rock, heck, tag me. I think the goal here, is…well…to tag me. Well, the goal is to use it to not get bit by a snake and become best friends with The Rock, but…tag me.
Also, you know what phrase I don’t like? Yep, you guessed it, “tag me.” So, as you can imagine, typing all of this is making me sick to my stomach. In any case, here’s where you tag me (UGH, BLECK, PUKE): https://www.instagram.com/thejustinjohnsonshow/
The Drastic Vlasic Cartoon
April 9
Hooch Sketch Comedy @ The Pack Theater
January 21
Come check out Hooch Sketch Comedy at The Pack Theater as a part of PACK PITCH this Tuesday, January 22 at 8:00 PM.
https://www.packtheater.com/event/yay-rat-throat-pack-pitch-3/?instance_id=15276
Festival Stuff…Festuff
November 5
OMG! You’re so busy, I get it. We all get it! You got things to do. You’re eating chia seeds. You’re using a hand vacuum. Things are happening! But let’s say you live in Portland and Austin and want to go to festival to watch something I was in on a big screen. Let’s say, it’s the thing you’ve been waiting for all your life, but never thought would happen. Well guess what, put down those chia seeds and hand vacuum’s because it’s finally happening!
F#cking 40 at Austin Indie Fest:
http://www.austinindiefest.com/schedule-18–saturday.html
F#cking 40 at Austin Indie Fest:
https://info.filmfestivalcircuit.com/blog/portland-comedy-film-festival-fall-2018?hsCtaTracking=57dc215c-3dff-4c42-a052-0b2c6f659c3b%7C520773df-32c2-43fc-8887-0eabf90de6e2
Annndddd let’s say you live in Los Angeles and want to see me live. Come to The Ruby, this Saturday, November 10th!
https://therubyla.com/events/the-ruby-sketch-night-with-the-volcano-the-vanities-2018-11-10/
Okay. Grab those chia seeds and hand vacuum’s and celebrate!
F#cking 40 – Buffalo and Philly
September 26
You probably have come on this website…well, probably not…but let’s say you did, and you were like, man I’d love to see Justin on a screen at a festival, but I live in Buffalo and Philadelphia! Well first off, look at you, you lil jetsetter! TWO HOMES! What a life you’re living!
And, lucky for you lil jetsetter (also, what is a jetsetter, am I using that right?!!?), a series I’m in is coming to s festival near you!
PHILLY JETSETTIN’
LINK: https://firstglancefilms.com/schedule/
BUFFALO JETSETTIN’
LINK: https://www.buffalofilm.org/lineup/events/biff-episodic-comedies/
SHOWS! Improv Orphanage & The Ruby
June 13
Hey Reader! Do I update this as often as I should? ABSOLUTELY NOT! Am I gonna get better at doing that? Probably not! But hey, let’s be happy for the moment in which I AMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two shows to check out at two different locations!
Come check out the RETURN of LOBSTERDUST on Thursday June 14th at 10PM as a part of Improv Orphanage at the Actors Forum Theatre!
Lineup below!
Link below!
http://nohoartsdistrict.com/theatre/actors-forum-theatre/1016-the-improv-orphanage
THENNNNN….
Come on out to The Ruby on Saturday, June 16th at 8PM to see The Volcano perform sketch comedy!
Link below!
https://therubyla.com/events/the-ruby-sketch-night-with-the-volcano-the-vanities-2018-06-09/