We’re back at it, lucky to once again share the stage with Honeymoon. Come on out to the Clubhouse for what is guaranteed to be an evening for the ages.
Rigor Tortoise LIVE! Improv at The Clubhouse – 7-9-25 at 9PM
July 7
Rigor Tortoise Returns – January 25th @ The Brickhouse Theater
January 22
I asked a robot to write the below. Turns out, they’re very enthusiastic. But really, all you need is in the poster, amIwrite? Also, robots promise a lot! I can only promise three things the robot mentions in this promo material…and I ain’t telling ya which three. In any case, come on out this weekend.
Get ready for an unforgettable night of laughter and spontaneity! Rigor Tortoise, North Hollywood’s premier improv comedy group, is back with a special live performance you won’t want to miss.
Event Details:
When: Saturday, January 25th at 8 PM
Where: The Brickhouse Theatre, North Hollywood
Tickets: Just $15, including food, snacks, and an incredible night of entertainment
This weekend’s show will feature a hilarious set from Rigor Tortoise and a special performance by the talented KMAD, our featured act. Adding to the excitement, Greg Castle, one of Rigor Tortoise’s original members, is making a triumphant return to the stage for this event.
Whether you’re a longtime fan or a first-timer, this show promises to be a night of laughter, creativity, and surprises. Plus, your ticket includes delicious food and snacks, making it an unbeatable value.
Why You Should Join Us:
Unpredictable Fun: Improv comedy is all about creating magic in the moment, and our performers are ready to deliver.
Reunion Performance: Don’t miss Greg Castle’s return to the group!
Great Atmosphere: The Brickhouse Theatre is the perfect venue for an intimate and laughter-filled evening.
All-Inclusive Tickets: Enjoy comedy, food, and snacks for just $15.
Grab your friends, mark your calendars, and join us for an amazing night of comedy at The Brickhouse Theatre. Seats are limited, so be sure to secure your tickets now!
How to Get Tickets:
Tickets are available at the door. Don’t wait—this show is expected to sell out quickly!
We can’t wait to see you there!
Live Improv Comedy Show in North Hollywood: Rigor Tortoise Returns with Greg Castle – This Friday at The Brickhouse Theater
July 8
Look, do I think AI and ChatGPT is horrible for the business of creatives, and just in general? Yes! Should I be saying this out loud for fear that robots will murder me? NO I SHOULD NOT! But…I am not good at promoting, and you know who is? My ol friend ChattyGPTizzle. Here’s what I asked, and here’s what I got. You know this post is gonna go so viral and our show is gonna be bigger than Babs at The Hollywood Bowl!
What I asked, and probably would have used because I’m just a dumb human:
Create an image post that I can use on Instagram to announce a live show Rigor Tortoise is having this Friday at The Brickhouse Theater in North Hollywood. The show is at 8PM and it is the return of Greg Castle! Greg was abducted many years ago, and we’re so happy he escaped his captors, and the very first thing he wanted to do was an improv show. The show is $15, and includes food and drink from King’s Hawaiian. King’s Hawaiian was a staple of my youth as a very fat kid. I’d eat the whole tray, and guess what, I wouldn’t put it in the oven, I’d raw dog it. Oh, and make this like a teaser, you know? Cuz we still got a week, so I gotta post over and over again. Also, I don’t think there is a link. But, people can figure it out, right? It might be at the door? Okay, make this Instagram post! Also, it’s gotta go viral baby!
What I freakin got!
🎉 IT’S ALIVE! 🎉
Get ready for an EPIC night of laughs and surprises! Rigor Tortoise is BACK with an incredible live show this Friday at The Brickhouse Theater in North Hollywood!
🗓️ Date: This Friday
🕗 Time: 8 PM
📍 Location: The Brickhouse Theater, North Hollywood
💥 THE RETURN OF GREG CASTLE 💥
Yes, you read that right! Greg Castle is BACK! After being abducted years ago, he miraculously escaped his captors. And what’s the first thing he wanted to do? An IMPROV SHOW with YOU! 🙌
🎟️ Admission: $15
Includes delicious food and drink from King’s Hawaiian! 🍍
King’s Hawaiian was a staple of my youth. I used to devour the entire tray raw – no oven needed! 😋
This is just a teaser, folks! Stay tuned for more updates as we count down to the big day. Spread the word, grab your friends, and let’s make this night unforgettable!
No link needed – you know where to find us!
🔥 #RigorTortoise #GregCastleReturns #LiveShow #ImprovComedy #KingsHawaiian #ComedyNight #NorthHollywoodEvents #ItsAlive
Rigor Tortoise LIVE! at The Clubhouse – January 31 @ 9 PM!
January 31
2024? More like, 20-twenty MORE Rigor!!! Am I right?! You know I am! And that’s why I’m happy to say Rigor Tortoise is doing our first show of 2024! LIVE at The Clubhouse, Wednesday January 31st at 9pm!
Secret Rigor Tortoise Improv Show – Clubhouse – August 23rd!
August 23
Well, well, well. Who doesn’t love secrets?! I’ll tell you, possums! Try to throw one a surprise party, I dare you! They’ll just play dead, and party over. That said, if you’re not a possum…or, let’s say an unafraid possum, you can come to a slightly secret Rigor Tortoise show this very evening!
Come on out to The Clubhouse, tonight at 9PM in the Treehouse theater!
lobsterdust LIVE! – 2/27/20 – acme comedy theatre
February 27
Hey Hey! Come celebrate what’s sure to be one of the final days in the month of February in the year 2020!
Lobsterdust LIVE @ Throwdown Thursday – ACME Comedy
January 30
Hey Hey! It’s 2020, you’re amped because things are going pretty well, you’re year is off to a smash and January is about to close…whaddyado?! GO SEE LIVE IMPROV! DUH!!!!!!!!!
Come on out to Lobsterdust’s first show of 2020 and see us celebrate YOU!
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/throwdown-thursday-9pm-show-tickets-89548677505?ref=ecal
Holiday Benefit Show This Thursday @ ACME
December 10
This Thursday, December 12th, I’ll be doing a Lobsterdust show at ACME Comedy AND as if it weren’t enough that the ticket you purchase gets you a belly full of laughs and fun…it also goes to a great cause!
In December, half of ticket sales proceeds will benefit The Midnight Mission, Para Los Ninos, and the LAFD Foundation. Join us for laughs, and help us share some holiday cheer with others in our community!
Hooch – Diffi-Cult Friends – UCB Spank – December 3
December 2
Hello Reader of Websites! Or, maybe just this website. Can you imagine, if you only go on one website ever, and it’s this one?! What an honor! I should publish more content for you!
Anyway…so your belly is stuffed and you’re ready to laugh but you don’t know how?!?! Well lemme tell you!
Lucky for you, I’ll be taking part in a UCB Spank show on December 3rd with Hooch! It’s called Diffi-Cult friends, and it’s sure to be a blast! Come on out, won’t you. Yes, you, the person who only goes on my website…and…everyone else!
Throwdown Thursday – ACME Comedy – 9-26
September 25