Check out the latest reely good content! Get it?!? What a time we’re all having! Anyway, here is a reel cut together from some footage from the award winning series, F#cking 40! If you ask me, this guy’s got more range than a Forno Galiano! (That’s a stove joke)
First post of 2018 is a huge statement. Check it out.
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Here’s some audio of a call in to report an 18 – 30-year-old wearing pseudo workout clothes, carrying a clutch, listening to an iPod, walk stair mastering in.
Here’s a seasonal treat for you that’s spoooOOooOoooky! Do I make it to the end? You decide.
It’s a new year, so why don’t you get in touch with your nature side by doing stand-up for some trees!
For your viewing eyes, a classic. Rigor Tortoise present: An Important Message From Santa. I’ll answer all the questions you have right now…yes it was tough playing a flying penguin.
Hey You Jokers! Check it out, Rigor Tortoise featured on Cracked.com. So go over there and leave a negative (orrrr positive) comment already!
