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Ep2 of The Selfie Talk Show – Jared Leto, Chappie, Behn Fannin

March 9

Check out Episode 2 of The Selfie Talk Show! This week, Adam Karell and I discuss Jared Leto, Chappie, and talk to Behn Fannin.

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The Selfie Talk Show – Episode 1

March 2

Here is a new web series I’m doing with the talented Adam Karell. It’s a different take on a late night favorite. Filmed as a selfie, it’s The Selfie Talk Show with special guest Paul Natonek. Watch, subscribe, enjoy!

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Mr. Olsen’s “A Teacher’s Audio Diary” Entry 1

January 4

Mr. Olsen’s “A Teacher’s Audio Diary.” Principal Smith has instructed Mr. Olsen to keep an audio diary after many encounters with a student, Leif Ericson. Apparently Leif has been playing pranks on Mr. Olsen.

*Warning – Mr. Olsen uses foul language. He’s going through a rough time, so give him a break.

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What’s the Protocol on How Your Ears React To Someone Talking About You?

January 4

It may be a new year, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop asking absurd questions to the absurd world that is Yahoo! Answers! This time I ask “What’s the protocol on how your ears react to someone talking about you?” Just to refresh you on the backstory of why I’ve entered and dark and weird world of Y!A, here you go…

I love Yahoo! Answers. I mean, let’s face it, it’s probably the only good thing that’s come out of the creation of the Internet.

Don’t believe me? Well get this, you ask a question, and then whackjobs answer it! THERE IS NOTHING BETTER! Thus, given my obsession, I finally decided to create an account to get to the bottom of some things that have been itching my brain.

Here’s the link and the copy, feel free to answer away!

What’s the protocol on how your ears react to someone talking about you?
Is it that they’re red? Or, warm? Or, ringing? Perhaps it’s red if they’re talking negatively, warm if they’re talking fondly, and ringing if they’re yelling? Wait, no…warm if they’re just like, “meh, he/she is alright at air hockey” but when they’re like, “he/she is AMAZING at air hockey,” that’s when they’re ringing. Sorta like red light, yellow light, green light. The green light is the ringing, and the red light is the red.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130103141253AA7mrg0

What's The Protocol On How Your Ears React To Someone Talking About You
What’s The Protocol On How Your Ears React To Someone Talking About You
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