You guys, not only am I creative as all hell, but I’m also kind of a business man! So it may come as no surprise to you that I have decided to start selling normal pieces of paper with your name written on them for $100. This is gonna be big! BUY BUY BUY!!!

http://www.etsy.com/listing/97485794/your-name-written-on-a-piece-of-paper