Tis the season…continues aka: contis the season? Anyway! Here’s another SPOOKY short I wrote and am in, for Rigor Tortoise. GET READY TO BE SCARED (and laugh?)
Scary Found Footage
October 10
Presidential Pumpkin – SCARY!
October 3
Tis the season! Here’s an old Rigor Tortoise sketch I helped write and appear in. BOO!
How To Hijack a PSA
September 18
Here’s a short from Rigor Tortoise past.
Hypnotist Intervention
June 28
Nothing like a Friday in June to re-visit a Rigor Tortoise short where I’m probably the sexiest hypnotist that ever lived (minus the sexiest part). Enjoy you bag of hypno’s!
How To Boil An Egg
May 15
Sometimes you need a little help boiling eggs. Allow me to assist you.
How To Tie a Tie
April 4
With Spring upon us and summer approaching, I’m sure you’re going to lots of events in which, let’s face it, you may have to tie a tie. But alas you know not how to do such things. Well lucky for you, there is a source that teaches you the way to perfectly tie a tie. Check it out!
Valentine’s Day – Crimes of Passion
February 7
Cupid and his fat baby body and arrows are almost upon us…that’s right, Valentine’s Day is a week away! I know you’re worried, but take a break from thinking about that fat body baby shooting you with love, and watch this Russian classic: Crimes of Passion.
How Do You Get A Bird To Land On Your Finger?
January 22
You call it, duh!
Nature Stand-Up Comedy by Justin J. Johnson
January 8
It’s a new year, so why don’t you get in touch with your nature side by doing stand-up for some trees!
Rigor Tortoise – An Important Message From Santa
December 18
For your viewing eyes, a classic. Rigor Tortoise present: An Important Message From Santa. I’ll answer all the questions you have right now…yes it was tough playing a flying penguin.