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Rigor Tortoise – An Important Message From Santa

December 18

For your viewing eyes, a classic. Rigor Tortoise present: An Important Message From Santa. I’ll answer all the questions you have right now…yes it was tough playing a flying penguin.

Rigor Tortoise Die Hard Interrupted Featured on Cracked.com

December 12

Hey You Jokers! Check it out, Rigor Tortoise featured on Cracked.com. So go over there and leave a negative (orrrr positive) comment already!

The Bizarre Scene from ‘Die Hard’ You Never Saw — powered by Cracked.com

Christmas Classic – The Tree by Rigor Tortoise and Justin J. Johnson

December 10

Hey! Check out this short I wrote and am in. Merry Christmas and/or everything else!

SONG: Possum In My Christmas Tree by Justin J. Johnson

December 3

Why call this a demo? I’m not sure, I’m sure not going to be able to keep pace any better, or play any better. Regardless, here’s a cut from what could be a potential X-mas album…we’ll see! Possum in My Christmas Tree!

‘Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving

November 21

Enjoy the timeless Rigor Tortoise short, “‘Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving.”

The Nonresilient Waterfall Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson

October 18

Check out this new cartoon! The Nonresilient Waterfall!

The Nonresilient Waterfall by Justin J. Johnson

TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE! – Justin J. Johnson’s Low Quality Upload!

October 8

If you didn’t make it out to the first TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE, and prefer watching very low quality versions of live shows on YouTube, boy oh boy are you in for a treat! Because below you will find something that’s like Christmas for you! If you don’t…well, don’t worry, because I’m in the process of doing it again.