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Gasp Aloud Out Loud!

February 12

Comedian Justin J. Johnson makes gross noises, sinus problems, new iPhones, breaking it to you, breaking it down, being below average, sneezing, and lovely attire.

Awful Salmonella Jokes by Justin J. Johnson

January 11

Listen, sometimes you try and try as hard as you might, to write various salmonella jokes. And you know what? Most times if you’re me, it doesn’t work out. Rather than be shamed by my lack of talent, I figured it’s probably best to just share it with the entire world. Enjoy!

Awful Salmonella Jokes by Justin J. Johnson

Nature Stand-Up Comedy by Justin J. Johnson

January 8

It’s a new year, so why don’t you get in touch with your nature side by doing stand-up for some trees!

Spun Into a Wove of Gold

December 26

Christmas Classic – The Tree by Rigor Tortoise and Justin J. Johnson

December 10

Hey! Check out this short I wrote and am in. Merry Christmas and/or everything else!

Christmas Song – Santa Claus Has a Drinking Problem by Justin J. Johnson

November 20

Santa Claus is a Drunk by Justin J. Johnson

Why call this a demo? I’m not sure, I’m sure not going to be able to keep pace any better, or play any better. Regardless, here’s a cut from what could be a potential X-mas album…we’ll see! Santa Claus Has a Drinking Problem by Justin J. Johnson.

Justin J. Johnson Responds to YouTube Comments on Nicole Westbrook’s, “It’s Thanksgiving”

November 12

Check out my latest YouTube video response! Warning: it’s a bit NSFW (mainly because of the comments, not my foul mouth).

Justin J. Johnson Responds To YouTube Comments – Episode 0.83

November 3

In this ongoing series, Justin J. Johnson will respond to YouTube comments. We’re not sure he got the message though, because apparently he’s just watching random videos on YouTube and not Rigor Tortoise videos. In any case, don’t forget to subscribe to Rigor Tortoise’s channel and comment!

David Bowie Singing At An Irish Pub in Pico

November 3

Justin J. Johnson discusses the origins of cities including Banana, Missouri, picking words, Q&A’s, how to start your own city, Chipotle, Halloween, not being a mattress, pushing, sleeping on hay, comforts, and take aways.

911 Call – Person Stuck in a Kitchenette

October 29

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