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Santa Claus is a Chain Smoker

November 30

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses why Santa Claus says “ho, ho, ho,” lung disease, notoriety, noises, foul mouths, Frosty the Snowman, addiction, and of course, how dumb electric cigarettes look!

Allergies NUTS by Justin J. Johnson

October 10

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses allergies, the future, the past, the present, worse things, disease, and ROBOTS!

Gentrify Your City With Hipster Palm Trees From Los Angeles

October 8

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses his anger for palm trees. Included are ideas to start a riot, chopping down a palm tree smaller than you, and how to gentrify your neighborhood.

Heaven’s Gate Is Over, Leave The Door Open

October 3

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses “wassup” movies on FunnyOrDie, low quality, high quality, iPads, feel like, think that, you get it.

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses how kids are communicating about eating, as well as why having AAA will save you and the world. (He forgot that he already thinks Kevin James will probably save the world)

Justin J. Johnson’s Captain’s Log – He’s Out of His Mind

October 1

Comedian Justin J. Johnson continues his random recordings. The subject this time: Ham in the shower.

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