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Scary! The Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow by Justin J. Johnson

October 24

Few people know this, but before there was the “Headless Horseman” in Washington Irving’s “Legend of Sleepy Hollow,” he work shopped a couple of other characters that didn’t make the cut…

Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow - Headless Horse
Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow – Headless Horse
Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow - Headless Mouse
Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow – Headless Mouse
Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow - Headless Crow
Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow – Headless Crow
Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow - Headless Reindeer
Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow – Headless Reindeer
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The Nonresilient Waterfall Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson

October 18

Check out this new cartoon! The Nonresilient Waterfall!

The Nonresilient Waterfall by Justin J. Johnson
The Nonresilient Waterfall by Justin J. Johnson
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Ear Clogs and It Ain’t You Boo, It’s Just My Eyes Is Watery

October 17

Check out these new “recordings”

Ear Clogs

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses clogged ears, insanity, corrects himself, and makes a fool of himself.

It Ain’t You Boo, It’s Just My Eyes Is Watery

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses the clinical problems of watery eyes, texas bbq, outdoor patios, and why we should thank the big man upstairs for not giving us misty eyes. BE THANKFUL!

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Halloween! Presidents! Comedy! Pumpkins!

October 16

Hello Fair Reader!

I know, I know, you don’t want me to share a fun short from the Rigor Tortoise vault. Oh, wait…you’ll let me if I give you some relevant reasons?
Welp, here you go!

Reasons why you’ll enjoy this short:
-It’s spooky! You love spooky don’t you? You always say Halloween is your favorite time! Well enjoy the time, and get your eyes scared out of your head.
-It involves Presidents! You can’t take your eyes off of the Presidential Election coverage! Romney, Obama, Ryan, Biden, THIS SHORT!
-It’s funny. You like comedy…nay…you LOVE comedy!
-It’s pumpkin-centric! You wish you could have more pumpkin things! Pie, lattes, cake, fish, dirt, THIS SHORT!

Enough reasons? I thought so! So stop with demanding reasons, and just enjoy this Rigor Tortoise short!

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Art Fuck FREE Comedy – Los Angeles, CA

October 11

Rigor Tortoise has a video in this month’s Art Fuck at the Downtown Independent.

And, it’s FREE!

Art Fuck FREE Comedy - Los Angeles, CA
Art Fuck FREE Comedy – Los Angeles, CA

As you can see, the line-up includes:
Maria Bamford
Baron Vaughn
Josh Fadem
Ryan Singer
Hampton Yount
Barbara Gray
Erin Lampart

Hosted by Matt Ingebretson

Here’s the link:
http://www.downtownindependent.com/events/art-fuck-free-comedy

Come on out!

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Foods That Help Sinus Congestion

October 10

Hello Reader! Let me pull back the curtain and give you a little 411 on my personal life. Ready to get to the real dirt?

I have sinus problems.

Pretty regularly actually. And without fail I will Google, “Foods That Help Sinus Congestion” thinking, “oh, I can just eat some specific type of food and that will help!”

Given I’ve done this so often, figured I would make a list of my own! Dr. Justin J. Johnson is in! Hope this list helps!

Foods That Help Sinus Congestion by Justin J. Johnson
Foods That Help Sinus Congestion by Justin J. Johnson
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Allergies NUTS by Justin J. Johnson

October 10

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses allergies, the future, the past, the present, worse things, disease, and ROBOTS!

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TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE! – Justin J. Johnson’s Low Quality Upload!

October 8

If you didn’t make it out to the first TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE, and prefer watching very low quality versions of live shows on YouTube, boy oh boy are you in for a treat! Because below you will find something that’s like Christmas for you! If you don’t…well, don’t worry, because I’m in the process of doing it again.

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Gentrify Your City With Hipster Palm Trees From Los Angeles

October 8

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses his anger for palm trees. Included are ideas to start a riot, chopping down a palm tree smaller than you, and how to gentrify your neighborhood.

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This Woman Loves The Most Exotic Marigold Hotel

October 5

This Woman Loves The Most Exotic Marigold Hotel…

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