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Rise of the Guardians – Sandman is a FELON!

November 8
Rise of the Guardians Poster - Sandman is a FELON!
Rise of the Guardians Poster – Sandman is a FELON!
Justin Johnson Cartoons adult swim, cartoon network, felon, freak, funny, haha, image, jack frost poster, justin j. johnson, no shoes, pervert, rigor tortoise, rise of the guardians, sandman poster, weirdo, yuck

The Real Rise of the Guardians Jack Frost Poster

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November 8

Listen, I can’t deal with this new Rise of the Guardians movie. I just can’t. That Sandman? What a freak! So, I edited the poster slightly to reflect what I think it really is.

Rise of the Guardians Jack Frost Pervert Poster
Rise of the Guardians Jack Frost Pervert Poster
Justin Johnson Cartoons adult swim, cartoon network, freak, funny, haha, image, jack frost, jack frost poster, justin j. johnson, no shoes, pervert, poster, rigor tortoise, rise of the guardians, weirdo, yuck

A Boring Monologue About Guacamole Accompanied By Me Playing Guitar and Harmonica

November 8

Listen, you guys do what you want with your Wednesday evenings, but I’m going to use mine to crappily record a monologue while I play guitar and harmonica.

Justin Johnson Recordings adult swim, cartoon network, funny, guac, guacamole, guitar, haha, harmonica, humor, justin j. johnson, justin johnson, monologue, music, omg, rigor tortoise

Octopus Tattoo Parlor Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson

November 7
Octopus Tattoo Parlor Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
Octopus Tattoo Parlor Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
Justin Johnson Cartoons adult swim, best, cartoon, cartoon network, cute, fresh ink, funniest, funny, hollywood, justin j. johnson, los angeles, octopus, octopus tattoo, rigor tortoise, sketch, snl, stand-up, tattoo, tattoo parlor

Justin J. Johnson Responds To YouTube Comments – Episode 0.83

November 3

In this ongoing series, Justin J. Johnson will respond to YouTube comments. We’re not sure he got the message though, because apparently he’s just watching random videos on YouTube and not Rigor Tortoise videos. In any case, don’t forget to subscribe to Rigor Tortoise’s channel and comment!

Justin Johnson Videos a, adult swim, cartoon network, comedy, Comments, funny, justin j. johnson, rigor tortoise, self, sketch, stand-up, tim and eric, Videos, weird, youtube

David Bowie Singing At An Irish Pub in Pico

November 3

Justin J. Johnson discusses the origins of cities including Banana, Missouri, picking words, Q&A’s, how to start your own city, Chipotle, Halloween, not being a mattress, pushing, sleeping on hay, comforts, and take aways.

Justin Johnson Recordings adult swim, banana, cartoon network, chipotle, comedian, comedy, cute, david bowie, david bowie recordings, david bowie singing at an irish pub in pico, funny, halloween, justin j. johnson, missouri, recordings, rigor tortoise, stand-up, tim and eric, weird

Electric Vehicle Charging Station vs. Eclectic Vehicle Charging Station – Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson

October 31
Electric Vehicle Charging Station vs. Eclectic Vehicle Charging Station - Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
Electric Vehicle Charging Station vs. Eclectic Vehicle Charging Station – Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
Justin Johnson Cartoons adult swim, cartoon, cartoon network, cute, eclectic vehicle charging station, electric car, electric vehicle charging station, funny, justin j. johnson, rigor tortoise, vehicle

911 Call – Person Stuck in a Kitchenette

October 29

Justin Johnson Recordings 911, 911 call, adult swim, comedy, comedy central, emergency call, eric andre, funny, funny call, haha, hollywood, justin j. johnson, kitchenette, lol, los angeles, nine one one, omg, podcast, rigor tortoise, the justin johnson show, thing x, tim and eric

The Candle and The Stain by Justin J. Johnson

October 29

New cartoon, The Candle and The Stain by Justin J. Johnson

The Candle and The Stain by Justin J. Johnson
The Candle and The Stain by Justin J. Johnson
Justin Johnson Cartoons adult swim, andre, candle, cartoon, cartoon network, cute, eric andre, funny, haha, justin j. johnson, justin johnson, rigor tortoise, stain, talking candle, talking stain, tim and eric

You’re a Man Dressed Up As a Woman Who Is Dressed Up Like Nicolas Cage!

October 25
You're a Man Dressed Up As a Woman Who Is Dressed Up Like Nicolas Cage!
You’re a Man Dressed Up As a Woman Who Is Dressed Up Like Nicolas Cage!

Justin Johnson Recordings adult swim, cartoon network, comedy podcast, congressman, cross dressing, finding jesus, funny, haha, it could happen to you, jesus, jesus manhunt, justin j. johnson, lol, nick cage, nicky cage, nicolas cage, omg, rigor tortoise, save the world

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