Why call this a demo? I’m not sure, I’m sure not going to be able to keep pace any better, or play any better. Regardless, here’s a cut from what could be a potential X-mas album…we’ll see! Possum in My Christmas Tree!
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses why Santa Claus says “ho, ho, ho,” lung disease, notoriety, noises, foul mouths, Frosty the Snowman, addiction, and of course, how dumb electric cigarettes look!
New cartoon: Loose Leaf Tea Bag vs. On The Loose Leaf Tea Bag by Justin J. Johnson
Apparently Any Schmuck Can Get a Giraffe!
Oh man! Remember last week when I told you Yahoo! Answers was unreal? Remember when I posted a ridiculous question and assumed somebody would answer it? Well guess what, I WAS RIGHT! Annnnd, apparently giraffes are super easy to import into the United States BUT they do reproduce. Here’s the text as seen below:
“Most subspecies are not endangered, but many are protected. A helicopter doesn’t have the range, and the cost would be ridiculous. Air and ship are the most likely. Check with a zoo. They can probably tell you, and they could also tell you if any are available already in the US for a suitable use, such as a wildlife preserve or another zoo. They do reproduce”
Hello!
I love Yahoo! Answers. I mean, let’s face it, it’s probably the only good thing that’s come out of the creation of the Internet.
Don’t believe me? Well get this, you ask a question, and then whackjobs answer it! THERE IS NOTHING BETTER! Thus, given my obsession, I finally decided to create an account to get to the bottom of some things that have been itching my brain. Here’s my first question, “How Do You Import Giraffes Into the United States?” Click on the link below to log-in and answer!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121121083118AANlIrz
Why call this a demo? I’m not sure, I’m sure not going to be able to keep pace any better, or play any better. Regardless, here’s a cut from what could be a potential X-mas album…we’ll see! Santa Claus Has a Drinking Problem by Justin J. Johnson.
Hey! Check it out, I’m back to engaging with YouTube viewers via: Assassin’s Creed 3 Meets Parkour in Real Life – Justin J. Johnson Responds To YouTube Comments. ENJOY!
Another SHARE FRIDAY. This comes courtesy of Rigor Tortoise member, Greg Castle. Parachuting Cats? Meowwwyess.
Seems like a Friday worthy of sharing others work. Erased Tapes might be my favorite label in the game right now, and with the soon to be released Nils Frahm Screws album, and this, beautiful work by Michael Price, it’s safe to say December will be aiiighhhttt. Check it!
Michael Price – A Tenderness (String Recording Session) from Erased Tapes on Vimeo.
Check out my latest YouTube video response! Warning: it’s a bit NSFW (mainly because of the comments, not my foul mouth).