Hello There! As the holidays approach, I am proud to announce, in collaboration with Kinkos Self Publications, the release of my first booklet called…
“Justin J. Johnson’s KEYS to Getting on Santa’s Good Side AND Increasing Your Metabolism.” Justin J. Johnson’s KEYS to Getting on Santa’s Good Side AND Increasing Your Metabolism
Some of you may have encountered me, and I may have given you a booklet. Lucky you.
Other’s may have found one at your local Babycakes in Larchmont. Other lucky you.
For the not-so-lucky’s who never catch me in person, or don’t go to Babycakes, and really want one, feel free to e-mail thejustinjohnsonshow@gmail.com
I, like most people, hate the world of celebrity gossip. In fact, I wish our society was more obsessed with other ridiculous things like mermaids, or monsters, or let’s say those weird, real life M&M’s. So, I’ve taken a recently published article that deals with celebrity gossip, and replaced it with real life M&M’s. Because, let’s face it…that’s more interesting, isn’t it? ———
Wedding Bells for Blue M&M and Green M&M?
Green M&M is no longer single. Us Weekly reports that the “Mars Brand” treat is dating Blue M&M, a Mars Brand treat himself who also happens to be the ex-boyfriend of sassy Ms. Brown M&M (they split in 2011).
Green M&M and Blue M&M both 43, were photographed kissing while trying to depart from LAX airport Wednesday. The new couple also held hands as they strolled through the airport wearing boots and shoes. And while the romance is new, their friendship is not. “They went to college together,” a source told the magazine. “It’s going really well.”
Green M&M is no stranger to dating within Hollywood, of course. She previously dated Red M&M, Yellow M&M, Orange M&M (whom she married, then broke up with after only four months) and Bradley Cooper.
Here’s a link to the real article should you be so inclined to read: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/13/renee-zellweger-doyle-bramhall-ii-dating-actress-guitarist_n_2292138.html?utm_hp_ref=celebrity
In case you didn’t know, I LOVE Yahoo! Answers. And as I’ve said before, it’s probably the only good thing that’s come out of the creation of the Internet.
Don’t believe me? Well get this, you ask a question, and then whackjobs answer it! THERE IS NOTHING BETTER! Thus, given my obsession, I finally decided to create an account to get to the bottom of some things that have been itching my brain. Here’s my second question, “What religious affiliation does Santa have?” Click on the link below to log-in and answer!
Here’s the copy of my question: What religious affiliation does Santa have? I assumed that he was Catholic. One could definitely assume that, but after much thought and seeing photos of Santa hat’s that may or may not have been hiding a Yarmulke I wasn’t sure. Then there was the thought that we may be Buddhist giving the come and go of the season.
Found this super weird…alternate interlude? I guess that’s what you would call it. In any case if you’ve ever listened to the Johnny Cash Christmas album, you know he talks a lot, but this must’ve been on the cutting room floor, since it’s so weird!
We can only wish! Here’s my first of the season. Man, oh man, do I wish, amiright? Tunde Adebimpe and Morrissey record a Neil Young covers album? Yes please.
Hipster Christmas Miracles – Tunde Adebimpe, Morrissey, Neil Young
Why call this a demo? I’m not sure, I’m sure not going to be able to keep pace any better, or play any better. Regardless, here’s a cut from what could be a potential X-mas album…we’ll see! Possum in My Christmas Tree!
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses why Santa Claus says “ho, ho, ho,” lung disease, notoriety, noises, foul mouths, Frosty the Snowman, addiction, and of course, how dumb electric cigarettes look!
