No Mio Review: Project Hail Mary
Let’s say you’ve been sleeping under a rock…and no, not The Rock, and NO, NOT ROCKY in Project Hail Mary…but a normal rock you would sleep under…the concept of a No Mio Review is simple:
I take a piece of content, be it a movie, a tv show, and album, anything really, and evaluate one critical factor…
Is Solo Mio in it?
In the case of Project Hail Mary…the answer is no. And boy oh boy, does that disappoint!
What Is Project Hail Mary About?
Project Hail Mary follows a lone astronaut tasked with saving humanity from extinction. It’s a story built on science, isolation, and well…humanity.
Which raises an obvious question:
Why would you send one man into space…and not include Solo Mio?
From a technical standpoint, Project Hail Mary delivers:
We’re talkin’ great storytelling!
We’re talkin’ emotional depth!
We’re talkin’ compelling performances!
But ya know what we’re not talkin’? Solo Mio.
No surprise cameo.
No vocal support.
No last-minute save.
Just… no Mio.
Final Verdict
Is Project Hail Mary engaging? Yes.
Is it well written? Absolutely.
Are the performances amazing? You betcha!
But at the end of the day:
It needs more Mio!
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