
911 Call – Person Stuck in a Kitchenette
Ear Clogs and It Ain’t You Boo, It’s Just My Eyes Is Watery
Check out these new “recordings”
Ear Clogs
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses clogged ears, insanity, corrects himself, and makes a fool of himself.
It Ain’t You Boo, It’s Just My Eyes Is Watery
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses the clinical problems of watery eyes, texas bbq, outdoor patios, and why we should thank the big man upstairs for not giving us misty eyes. BE THANKFUL!
Art Fuck FREE Comedy – Los Angeles, CA
Rigor Tortoise has a video in this month’s Art Fuck at the Downtown Independent.
And, it’s FREE!

As you can see, the line-up includes:
Maria Bamford
Baron Vaughn
Josh Fadem
Ryan Singer
Hampton Yount
Barbara Gray
Erin Lampart
Hosted by Matt Ingebretson
Here’s the link:
http://www.downtownindependent.com/events/art-fuck-free-comedy
Come on out!
LobsterDust (Justin J. Johnson & Adam Karell) Returns!
Tonight, LobsterDust will return! REJOICE! Okay, or just sit there, that’s cool too!
Below is a link to the show we’re doing. It’s at iO West, tonight at 10:30 PM. Come on out, it’s free you jerks!
http://ioimprov.com/west/io/shows/ham-radio

Gentrify Your City With Hipster Palm Trees From Los Angeles
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses his anger for palm trees. Included are ideas to start a riot, chopping down a palm tree smaller than you, and how to gentrify your neighborhood.
Wind Chim (er) Inner
Mixtapes & FUN! TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE!
Hey There Reader! So, I’m sure you’re aware that this website is going to be performed LIVE! this Saturday at iO West at 8:30PM, but were you aware that if you attend, you receive a FREE mixtape of all songs included int he show? Betcha weren’t, were you! Come on out!
http://ioimprov.com/west/io/shows/thejustinjohnsonshow-com-live
TheJustinJohnsonShow.com/LIVE! at iO West
Punctuation Humor Comma That’s Not Funny Period
As is the case with most, sometimes I get stuck on an idea and write too many things about it. Then rather than tuck that away into oblivion…wait, can you tuck something into oblivion? Seems pretty involved. Regardless, rather than tuck it in…that’s what he said…I put it out there, that’s what he said. So hold on to your butts, and get ready to groan at a series of comma ideas I’ve been playing with.



