Hey! Check out this short I wrote and am in. Merry Christmas and/or everything else!
Christmas Classic – The Tree by Rigor Tortoise and Justin J. Johnson
December 10
Johnny Cash – The Gifts They Gave Alternate Interlude – Christmas with Johnny Cash
December 7
Found this super weird…alternate interlude? I guess that’s what you would call it. In any case if you’ve ever listened to the Johnny Cash Christmas album, you know he talks a lot, but this must’ve been on the cutting room floor, since it’s so weird!
Santa Claus is a Chain Smoker
November 30
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses why Santa Claus says “ho, ho, ho,” lung disease, notoriety, noises, foul mouths, Frosty the Snowman, addiction, and of course, how dumb electric cigarettes look!
Loose Leaf Tea Bag vs. On The Loose Leaf Tea Bag by Justin J. Johnson
November 29
New cartoon: Loose Leaf Tea Bag vs. On The Loose Leaf Tea Bag by Justin J. Johnson
‘Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving
November 21
Enjoy the timeless Rigor Tortoise short, “‘Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving.”
911 Call – Person Stuck in a Kitchenette
October 29
You’re a Man Dressed Up As a Woman Who Is Dressed Up Like Nicolas Cage!
October 25
The Nonresilient Waterfall Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
October 18
Check out this new cartoon! The Nonresilient Waterfall!
Ear Clogs and It Ain’t You Boo, It’s Just My Eyes Is Watery
October 17
Check out these new “recordings”
Ear Clogs
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses clogged ears, insanity, corrects himself, and makes a fool of himself.
It Ain’t You Boo, It’s Just My Eyes Is Watery
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses the clinical problems of watery eyes, texas bbq, outdoor patios, and why we should thank the big man upstairs for not giving us misty eyes. BE THANKFUL!
This Woman Loves The Most Exotic Marigold Hotel
October 5
This Woman Loves The Most Exotic Marigold Hotel…