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David Bowie Singing At An Irish Pub in Pico
Justin J. Johnson discusses the origins of cities including Banana, Missouri, picking words, Q&A’s, how to start your own city, Chipotle, Halloween, not being a mattress, pushing, sleeping on hay, comforts, and take aways.
Electric Vehicle Charging Station vs. Eclectic Vehicle Charging Station – Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
911 Call – Person Stuck in a Kitchenette
The Candle and The Stain by Justin J. Johnson
You’re a Man Dressed Up As a Woman Who Is Dressed Up Like Nicolas Cage!
Scary! The Lost Headless Characters of Sleepy Hollow by Justin J. Johnson
Few people know this, but before there was the “Headless Horseman” in Washington Irving’s “Legend of Sleepy Hollow,” he work shopped a couple of other characters that didn’t make the cut…




The Nonresilient Waterfall Cartoon by Justin J. Johnson
Ear Clogs and It Ain’t You Boo, It’s Just My Eyes Is Watery
Check out these new “recordings”
Ear Clogs
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses clogged ears, insanity, corrects himself, and makes a fool of himself.
It Ain’t You Boo, It’s Just My Eyes Is Watery
Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses the clinical problems of watery eyes, texas bbq, outdoor patios, and why we should thank the big man upstairs for not giving us misty eyes. BE THANKFUL!
Halloween! Presidents! Comedy! Pumpkins!
Hello Fair Reader!
I know, I know, you don’t want me to share a fun short from the Rigor Tortoise vault. Oh, wait…you’ll let me if I give you some relevant reasons?
Welp, here you go!
Reasons why you’ll enjoy this short:
-It’s spooky! You love spooky don’t you? You always say Halloween is your favorite time! Well enjoy the time, and get your eyes scared out of your head.
-It involves Presidents! You can’t take your eyes off of the Presidential Election coverage! Romney, Obama, Ryan, Biden, THIS SHORT!
-It’s funny. You like comedy…nay…you LOVE comedy!
-It’s pumpkin-centric! You wish you could have more pumpkin things! Pie, lattes, cake, fish, dirt, THIS SHORT!
Enough reasons? I thought so! So stop with demanding reasons, and just enjoy this Rigor Tortoise short!